junk strut

Walking in a sexually suggestive manner, with the intent to draw attention to a particular sexually-oriented body part.

1. Did you see her doin' her junk strut down the street, shakin' that ass?

2. Dude! Quit doin' your junk strut across the locker room and wrap a towel around yourself!

by trogers91 October 31, 2007

junk bunch

when a guy's junk gets bunched up within his pants, usually while wearing a cup.

Laxer Bro #1: Brah, you were touching your crotch all practice today. What's up with that?

Laxer Bro #2: Dude I know, fuckin junk bunch.

Laxer #1: Fuckin hate that shit man.

by schneeblyn March 17, 2009

junk shorts

Shorts that are so short you can get a clear and unobstructed view of every square inch of a guy’s junk.

The crowd was clearly hypnotized as he pranced around the stage in his hot pink junk shorts.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2019

junki

A person very smart in Computer Programming.

Woah! That guy is such a Junki!

by BarryAllenTheFlash January 20, 2017

junko kinnie

ugh you get bored alot

probably has a god complex

small chance they kill their classmates

person 1: i kin mikan! how about you?
person 2: im actually a junko kinnie,,
person 1: oh-

by sour sagey January 15, 2021

junk monkey

'The Junk Monkeys' was also the name of a power-pop/punk band from Detroit, MI. They released three rare, but influential albums in the early 1990s on Metal Blade/Warner Brothers. The recent Detroit rock and roll renaissance owes a large debt to this overlooked band. They've since broken up, but their records and songs can still be found on eBay and iTunes.

Last night, we heard The Junk Monkeys on the radio and cranked it up.

by George Fricke October 25, 2006

junk juggling

Grabbing your junk in public and moving it around.

1.)Man, every thing is stuck together in my pants. I'm going to have to do some junk juggling to get comfortable.
2.)Dude, look at that guy junk juggling over there, man he has no pride.

by chunkifeat June 11, 2008