Jopping 

The act of masturbating as a sport, for both exercise and competition. Like jelqing, but less about trying to improve the length and more about improving the self.

May sometimes include a Joppey, who aids in the jopping session by providing support.

"Yeah, I started jopping recently! My Joppey has really been helping me improve. It's great cardio!"

Jopping by vespabees May 28, 2024

Jopping 

A method of masturbation used by mormons that is seen as more holy. When jopping, the individual's own feet are used instead of their hands, as their hands are to remain behind their back.

"Bro I swear I've never felt closer to God than when I was jopping last night."

Jopping by number_one_jopper December 13, 2024

Mark's verse in Jopping 

"Uh you think ya big boi throwin three stacks?
Ima show you how to ball you a mismatch
Opinionated but im always spittin straight facts
Throw back ima throw this on an eight track."

Doc : you have 8 seconds to live

Me : play Mark's verse in jopping

Mark's verse in Jopping by cosmicburritoe September 7, 2020

Mark's verse in Jopping 

"Uh you think ya big boi throwin three stacks?
Ima show you how to ball you a mismatch
Opinionated but im always spittin straight facts
Throw back ima throw this on an eight track."

Doc : you have 8 seconds to live
Me : hit Mark's verse in jopping

Mark's verse in Jopping by cosmicburritoe September 7, 2020

Nicholas Jopling 

Young Teen Famous in "world of warcraft" for pulling off being a Beast mastery hunter in wrath of the lich king.

World of warcraft Nicholas Jopling

Nicholas Jopling by warcraft addiction February 28, 2012

jopling 

Having or being of an argumentrtive nature. Example, using the phrase 'not necessarily' and adapting the atributes to suit or benfit oneself.

He's always got to be right that Bloke - always pulls a 'jopling' on me.

jopling by DELLOVELL August 25, 2017

japping 

to express discontent and irritation by exaggerated emotions such as shouting, flailing of body parts, or use of disrespectful remarks. (Sometimes used as a phrase "japping out")

My mother japped out when I arrived home extremely late from a party.

japping by Sharice November 22, 2003