Jaberjizzlitis

The sickness where one person can't keep anything private, or to him/her self.

Looks like john came down with jaberjizzlitis cause everyone knows what you did last night.

by Artur Dymnicki February 17, 2007

jaber

he’s a one hot mf, when you see this man you will go “damn thats a hot mf” and your pussy will instantly throb from his hot seggsy face.

jaber is daddy.
denise is jaber’s gf.

by fatwap May 25, 2021

Jober

When a dunk person is trying to act like they are sober.

"Don't worry guys I am totally jober!"

by fishcake October 27, 2008

hand jober

1. Call girl or porn star slang for men that they would give a hand job to but don't really want to fuck.

2. The loser reject of society usually fat and or really ugly which strippers or occasional female friends are willing to give a hand job to out of sympathy but wouldn't have sex with.

"I saw this hand jober at work last night, he was a real charity case!"

by sherman3point0 July 9, 2009

Jaberkin

vb.
To have anal sex while giving birth, or with a pregnant woman giving birth.

Billy was born while his parents jaberkinned in the shed out back.

by "Mistakes Central" July 23, 2016

Jiberish

A Language That You Can't Understand!!! Also Can Be Random Words Spoken Very Fast!!! (Also Can Be Spelled Giberish!!)

Fred: Tuna Fish Bakes Cookies!!!!
Timmy: Da Ftuid Ssjhr Fr Dfsa!!!
Fred: HA! L0L!!!!
Timmy: Don't You Love Speaking Jiberish!!!

by bobvsjeff April 4, 2009

Jubergay

Comes from the word Ubergay. A Jubergay is a Jewish Homosexual (e.g. Dave Blake) who buys all their 'fabulous clothes' on clearance, and still looks 'fab'.

Dave Blake is Jubergay.

Tim is a Jubergay Fag.

by Jewboy (JB) March 15, 2009