Jhon

Someone who spells their name wrong on their passport even though their real name is John.

1) John Lucas Please sign your name on your passport
2) (spells name on passport Jhon)
1) Sir you spelt your name incorrectly

by Jhon Lucas November 21, 2021

Jhon Travolta

Elma's mom.

oh damn, thats Jhon Travolta.

by succadicc January 24, 2019

Bush did 9/11 jhon

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Bush did 9/11 jhon

by Jhontember eleventh February 2, 2020

Jhon Changeling

Jhon Changeling is a fictional character created by members of changelings Aidan and Bones.

Jhon Changeling is so sigma!

by Bonse-Flugsly June 7, 2024

Jhon

I swaer to fnucking god if one more of you syhitty ahh spellars

I hate Jhon with all my heart and I PRAY that good ppl will see how this is actually spelled:
J
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H
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by spotlight ah moonlight ah June 18, 2023

jhon mel

This person has been thought to be cold-hearted, but in fact, it's the other way around. This person looks very strict but is very kind. Leadership is one of the many things that init in this person even before this person was born. A bunch of good personalities can be seen in this person, but mindful, behind the leadership and many other good traits of this person, lies the Pride that can't be moved. Worry not, because so long as this person is on good terms with you, you can never wish for anyone else.

This person has been thought to be cold-hearted, but in fact, it's the other way around. This person looks very strict but is very kind. Leadership is one of the many things that init in this person even before this person was born. A bunch of good personalities can be seen in this person, but mindful, behind the leadership and many other good traits of this person, lies the Pride that can't be moved. Worry not, because so long as this person is on good terms with you, you can never wish for anyone else.
Jhon Mel.

by Yebdbkw May 13, 2022

Glazed Long Jhon

Is The consensual act between 2 gay lovers in which lover A uses his silky smooth mouth to bring lover B to the point of edging. lover B will vigorously pull out to ensure he goes over the edge upon exiting the mouth, once exited he will offload his load upon lover A’s rock hard cock. Lover B then must comense the glazed long John act, in which he will suck/lick/eat his own secret sauce off lover A’s steel rod. Once the rod is spit cleaned and no reminisce of his cum is found upon the shaft he must recite the phrase “You really like your own brand.” Ending with a dramatic jumping high-five to embrace the true beauty of love.

I (male) heard my boyfriend say that he wanted to ejaculate on my sexual appendage and intake the residue orally so I proposed trying a “Glazed Long Jhon”

by 261ERS February 15, 2024