Jarred

The most handsome guy ever the best eyes the sweetest down to earth person he might make you angry sometimes but his amazing smile makes it all go away and the way his smile twitches sometimes cause hes so happy is the best thing ever he always listens even to the smallest details and cares so much about people and his animals and you can talk about god with him and conversate about the bible one of the best people god has ever sent to me.<3

Hi handsome pants (; (Jarred i spelled it right this time lol)

by M4ky.1432 April 9, 2025

Jarred

Jarred is a name used for people who sleep all day and eat too much food, jarred is normally known for e-dating online and also never taking showers.
Jarred is also known for having no neck or chin.

Jarred never showers and loves food too much

by PaulGeorge300 June 26, 2025

jarred up

To get drunk. To partake in drinking many "jars". Jars is a British colloquialism for a pint of beer or cider.

Did you see Leonard staggering around the pub last night? He was well jarred up!

by David Geetmuckle January 2, 2009

Jarred Light

N, An invisible ciggarette used to soothe the body and mind. Can be found in, under and around anything. CAUTION: Too many may cause slight retardation.

Note: Jarred Lights cannot be found inside any IKEA on planet earth. Its just not going to happen, sorry...

"So I was at this cool party, and this chick pulled a Jarred Light from her pants, and gave it to me. It was the gateway to my new found love for smoking."

by Larry A. September 10, 2006

Jarred Gethers

a sexy Haitian/Italian mutt that loves Mary Harrington but doesn't know how to help her do her laundry and other various things because he's a mama's boy and gets everything done for him.

"His name must be Jarred Gethers because he forgot to put detergent in the washing machine with my clothes."

by IamAwesome12345 February 4, 2010

Jarred Legare

A person who eats way too many cheezits and does nothing put play xbox and watch gay porn. He is very big but manages to let people talk down on him and thats why he like that. He only wears one hoodie that makes him have so called style

I found a jarred legare eating cheezits while watching his friend bang a hamster.

by Jack BitchASSHE April 5, 2019

Jarred Legare

a fat piece of shit who gets mad easily but scared of their own shadow. he wears a giant 3x hoodie cause thats the only article of clothing that fits him. forgot to mention that the hoodie is orange so it leaves everyone to wonder who painted an elephant orange.

man jarred legare is so fucking fat god damn!!!!

by jlegare fan April 5, 2019