J.O.D.D

Jump On Da Dick. I song by Trick Daddy, on the Album called Gangsta Matrimony.

Bitch wanna fuck, then J.O.D.D!

by IrishZomb1E TZA May 30, 2008

J.O.T.

Acronym for Jizz on Toast.

I ate some J.O.T. for breakfast this morning.

by mummified jizz-eater January 13, 2009

J-O-O

A person of Jewish descent. The term is used when in public and it's not appropriate to spell or say J-E-W.

That bastard ripped me off, what a J-O-O.

by Sha Grif Grif September 24, 2003

j.o'in

Masturbating, jerking off.

Billy was about to download some porn when he heard his buddy yell from outside, "hey would you quit j.o'in in there?"

by Julius February 8, 2005

j.o.s.h

Joy Of Staying Home. Feeling content with staying home and stopping the spread of Covid19.
Antonym: FOMO

Jodie - Hi Susan, how are you coping during the covid lockdown? have you found the J.O.S.H?

Susan: Hi Jodie, to tell the truth, its been hard but I found J.O.S.H by ordering gourmet takeaway food from restaurants, video calls with friends and have cleared every cupboard in the house.

by J- rowl July 13, 2020

J.O.-K.O.

The act of masturbating and then falling asleep immediately after.

I had an important paper to do, but instead I suffered a J.O.-K.O.

by Tha937 October 7, 2011

J.O.M.

Just One More!!! We know the phrase "O.k. just one" is only a fairytale and in reality does not exist.

I'll say this after the office hours are over to some coworkers, "let's go J.O.M."

by Alisa B. September 19, 2006