j lo

Woman who got married a buttload of times because she's too scared of being single.

J lo should go ahead and divorce the new guy and stock up on cucumbers and products from goodvibes.com

by Shawn B. April 3, 2003

j. lo

Someone whose ass looks even worse ever since she had her ribs removed.

Ew it's just gross and looking. :-&

by amethyst April 22, 2005

j lo

an ugly fat ass ho

j lo swallows!
no doubt.

by p diddy May 9, 2003

j lo

cruella devile animals are skinned alive for her to wear fur she knows this and still wears it.

im brave enought to wear a big fur are you brave when you are being skinned alive j lo ?

by sybella September 30, 2007

j. lo

1. An irony in the making.
2. Future loser of the J-S Competition.
3. A young lady who prances around shamelessly, don't you know?

I did 7000 math competitions against Sran and won exactly 3500 of them! I'm such a J.Lo!

by Mathemagician 105 May 14, 2005

J-Lo

Originally a reference to the actress Jennifer Lopez, J-Lo is a term used to describe a good looking woman or a very attractive object

Have you seen Vida Guerra's new pictures?...J-Lo!

or

Mike's new GT3 is so J-Lo!

by DatBoiTang January 16, 2010

J-loed

Verb. To dump. To end a relationship for the most selfish, assinine and infantile reasons.

Since Eric couldn't afford to buy Sarah the new red leather pumps she wanted, the bitch J-loed him.

by Dan January 10, 2004