israeli salad

Any sex act involving sticking a cucumber up your anus.

Lior wanted an Israeli salad the other night, but he had refused to go the store that day for cukes, so he was out of luck.

by IsraeliChef September 20, 2017

Israeli Meshugah

Hebrew for "crazy israelis"
should be said as -is rail ee mesh oo gah-
every israeli that comes to america.

Loren was bleaching the toilets at midnight and forgot to tell us in the morning, israeli meshugah!

by Madeline B February 12, 2006

israeled

when a person asked to play with you in your football team, then kicked you all out

you israeled my playground , please leave

by Awad Elsabreen October 25, 2023

Average Israel

Average Israel, a perspicacious and alpha type being even when being known as a outcast from society, they act as if they were a run of the mill joe, but they hide somthing very interesting could it be the powers of an X-Men? Or the personality of a weeabo/otaku? No, this may come as a surprise to some people but its a big penis.

Oh well, obviously I'm an average Israel do you know how much money I make? Or or the size of my penis? Well, let me tell you, I come prepared with a fully erected 9.6 inch chum boner with 5.1 inch girth, and when I see ass I like, I dive face first into the chocolate starfish and completely destroy it; I fuck what I want when I want.

by goth girl lover August 11, 2022

Maldito seas estado de Israel

Epic phrase said by Chávez in 2010.

"Darling, my parents will come. Pls, don't speak about politicc"

*Parents arrive*

"Maldito seas estado de Israel!"

by SaquenmeDeLatinoamerica September 27, 2021

Israeli Rap

An awesome version of its U.S counterpart, Israeli rap utilizes sick beats, pounding bass, and a biblically badass language.

Israeli Rap: Subliminal

by DeScribe August 21, 2011

Israeli Battle Rifle

A sexual finishing move in which you scream "ISRAELI BATTLE RIFLE!" and then you proceed to dry shove your cock in your partner's ass. Once in you proceed to piss and wait until the urine shoots out your partner's nose.

"The bitch thought I was done then I hit her with the Israeli Battle Rifle.

by _Kryptonic_ May 1, 2022