ironman that ho

when you jizz on a ho back and then stick a sheet of tinfoil to her, so when she wakes up in the morning she has a metal cape. the same meaning of superman that ho but replace the blanket with tinfoil.

carter threatens katie that he will ironman that ho!

by bobbert sagget January 19, 2008

ironman

Fairly strong weed that you steal from your middle aged father; usually really dank smelling.

"My dad has been building a wooden fish tank for the last week. I think his Ironman is too potent."

by "Pat the baker" January 10, 2009

IronTam

A teenager who thinks its cool to dress up in a childrens costume.

Kaitlyn; Look at that iron man vest, what is it like for 6 year olds.
Belinda; Psh, what an irontam

by rawryoumotherfucker June 12, 2009

Ironman

Popular term in St. Mary's County, MD, especially at the college. Named because of the 3 "events" involved, thus making it a triatholon. A team of two people has to drink 30 beers, smoke 1/8 of marijuana, and eat a large pizza in 12 hours. Similar concept to a case race, except more substances involved.

"We were going to do a whole Ironman the Saturday of World Carnival, but we messed up by leaving the beer for last."

by jadedruby22 May 7, 2008

Ironman

You have sex with a girl at the edge of a flight of steps, after you cum, you push her down the steps. If she comes back to you then she is the ironman

Yo did you hear about Brenda? Jim had sex with her last night and apparently she is the ironman

by Ujockdrock June 15, 2008

Ironman Challenge

In a 24 hour time period have have anal sex, vaginal sex, hand job, blow job and and a Boob Fuck.

Man I didn't think I could cum five times, but girl and I Pulled off the Ironman challenge.

by xorvam June 18, 2014

Ironman

1. n. A popular punishment given in wrestling by bastard coaches, usually involving getting beaten by more experienced wreslers (the coach too, if he feels kinky) until you are too tired to even get a hard-on, and then slowly beat down by bitchy girl wrestlers who can't take you down otherwise, then tease you grabbing you balls and pretending nothing happened.

2. v. To get so hard and horny that you must either jack-off or do a girl in the next 5 minutes. Not to be confused with hard-on or superman.

1. That fucking coach gave me an ironman for talking about his mom, and now my balls are blue from those bitches grabbing them.

2. I had and ironman from looking at that porno movie and now I got to jack-off or something!

by Markydnik October 9, 2006