iready

a bullshit learning website that will start WWIII

kid 1: why are you jumping off a 20 story building?
kid 2: iready
kid 1: can i join you?

by уour mum December 16, 2023

iready diagnostic

true hell worse than having a 3 month surgery

teacher: hey time to do iready diagnostic
students: hey iready is already bad iready diagnostic is worse :(((((((

a few years later

student 1: i got a score of 1
student 2: not bad i got a score of 0.9
the annoying nerd: haha losers i got 30
class: SHUT UP NO ONE WANTS YOUR BRAGGING

by backwards_cones March 4, 2021

iReady Pro

A student who has a very low rank in iReady, often indicating that they are struggling with the course materials

someone: Jayden's chromebook is broken because he keeps punching his chromebook when he gets a question wrong
someone else: Yeah, Jayden is iReady Pro
teacher: both of you owe me 40 minutes on iReady

by mega_h July 5, 2025

Jake from Iready

Jake is the sexiest and hottest character on the most idiotic website called I-ready. Don't mess with him though, cuz he might pull up with his gang The Bake Stars Café.

Jake from Iready- "Don't mess with me boy, or me and my homie Sweet-T might just shoot yo ass up with my glock".

by Gol. D. Roger November 14, 2020

Ms. Iready

A female teacher who gives you an I-ready assignment every day or more that take 30 minutes each and make your brain want to smash itself into the ground

Bob : Our Teacher is giving us 50 I-ready assessments
Sam : AAAA lets call her Ms. Iready now

by UltramanFan December 22, 2020

I-Ready

A website created by the government, that is used to brainwash and make kids think that learning is fun. The side effects of doing I ready are suicidal thoughts, mental disorders, trouble thinking, and loss of sanity. I ready is also commonly used as torture for the children that use it, and a source of entertainment for the teacher that assigns it.

If you have done I ready, or have been assigned it. It is suggested that you consult your local therapist as soon as possible to avoid the side-effects.

I-Ready: The true meaning of hell.

Story 1:
Corporate Slave A: Damn Josh today I'm having a rough day...
Corporate Slave B: Why don't we add a couple more 'encouraging' lesson on I ready?
Corporate Slave A: Man Josh your really the life of the party.

Story 2:
Student Slave A: Hey Chris tomorrow's the weekend, wanna play?
Student Slave C: Nah tomorrow I'm gonna jump off the roof of my house.
Student Slave B: Hey Chris can I join you too? I have some extra ropes from my project!
Student Slave Group: Oh you guys are gonna jump? We have a truck we're gonna drive off the side of the road.
Student Slave A: Wait what the hell, are you guys ok?
Student Slave Group: No we have I ready to do over the weekend. We were just thinking to end our suffering before it even starts.

Student Slave A: HOLY SHIT! I just realized I have I ready too, do you have room on that truck?

5 Years Later ----------
Slave to the government A: Didn't you heard about those group of students that committed suicide?
Slave to the government B: Oh yeah, poor kids! I wonder what made them wanna do it. :'(
Slave to the government A: Yeah... I wonder...

by The Relator November 5, 2020

I-Ready

A way to lose brain cells, torture students, and give them a reason for suicide

All for the sake of "EDUCATION"!

Teacher A: So how should we torture our students today?
Teacher B: I know; just give them I-Ready(s)!

Because of this monstrosity, somewhere there is a student committing toaster bath.\

by choconekos July 10, 2019