non-invite

when a person brings up an event or happening and follows it with a statement about why a person would not like it or want to go.

I'm going to this party this weekend but there will be freshman there so you probably wouldn't like it.
or
I knew it was a non-invite when she brought it up then told me immediately afterward I wouldnt like it because I wouldnt like the music.

by Silent_Rob April 6, 2007

Sweet Invite

An unplanned sexual encounter with another man in the restroom of a gay bar.

"It was shirts vs. skins dance night at the Fuzebox and I had a sweet invite in the men's room"

"Oh, sweet invite, dude!"

by sweetinvite March 9, 2012

spite invite

To invite someone to an event with the main purpose of getting back at someone else who you are feeling spiteful towards, rather than because you actually want them there.

Example A:
Kevin: Do you want to be my date for Kitty's wedding?
Scotty: Oh, how appealing, a spite invite?

-- Brothers & Sisters, after Kevin finds out his boyfriend hasn't called him or left him any messages.

Example B: Your sibling pisses you off, so you go and invite their biggest enemy to your family party just to annoy your sibling. That would be a spite invite.

by Sayle September 25, 2008

Empty Invite

An invite to a place you receive from someone, this invite is given when there's no way of the person to come. This tactic is used by boys and girl usually to show interest in the other and makes them think that you truly invited them but in all seriousness they knew you wouldn't be able to come either way. **THIS IS ALL DONE VIA TEXT OR PHONE**

In the awkward moment the girl or guy can come over... your fucked and gotta pull a pretty good excuse out of your ass.

Sebastian: im watching a movie
Becky: thats fun i like movies
Sebastian: come over and watch it with me
Becky: Its like 3 am and im already in bed can't i wish though
* Empty Invite = Success *

by BIGPolishSausage September 13, 2011

invibed

Outsmarting the system financially so that you can live a baller lifestyle.

Sheila: OMG Carrie, I just got this Gucci bag for 40% off on Gilt and a last minute flight deal to Paris for only $400.

Carrie: Wow Sheila, you are SO invibed!

by Suns Out Guns Out September 18, 2014

Cool invite

When your friend or someone you know throws a lit party and they dont invite you, so you go on twitter and sarcastically tweet "cool invite" implying that you weren't invited

Bre: Are you going to Andrews party?

Emily: No but it was a cool invite tho

by AwkwardCheese June 10, 2016

Hollywood invite

Inviting someone with the hope they never pick you up on the invite.

This is not a hollywood invite, I'd actually really love to see you.

by blubberblubb June 9, 2018