Instarection

To get an immediate erection from a lovely specimen of the opposite (or same) sex (whatever floats your boat).

Damn that girl in volleyball shorts gave me an instarection before I knew what happened.

by Troy April 30, 2007

Insurrectionist in Chief

Another nickname in a list of thousands for the 45th President.

January 6th, 2021 marks the day in US History when the Insurrectionist in Chief once again lit the fuse and truth about America’s twisted and deeply entrenched, racially divided roots came up out of the ground, exposed for all to witness.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2021

insurerection

the condition of Donald's masculinity on Jan.6 2021 insurrection day, which did NOT get punched so he continues to be a lying prick.

If I'd have been in the Oval Office while Trump cheered the rioters I'd have changed his insurerection in a big way!

by fukleberimounds_guy January 20, 2022

Incorrection

When someone tries to correct someone else, but in fact the correction is wrong.

George: I like this champagne.

Pete: Correction, it's actually just sparkling wine. It's only called champagne if it comes from the Champagne region of France.

George,: Actually that's an incorrection, because this sparkling wine IS from the Champagne region of France. So go fuck yourself Pete.

by Gonzo Writer April 18, 2017

incorrection

when someone corrects you, only to find that they themselves were wrong

Bill made an incorrection on my blog. He thought I spelled Hugh Hepfer wrong, but Terry corrected him yesterday.

by Chasen Washington August 22, 2008

Inzurrection

Noob loser.

As in:

Inzurrection is an admin?

by boofhead May 7, 2004

Schrodinger's insurrectionist

Someone who decides how much he/she wants to use violence and tear apart government and society solely based on the consequences that come to them personally when others react to their actions, particularly in relation to the insurrectionists who stormed the US Capitol building on January 6, 2021, openly bragged about their participation and pride in their actions in online forums and social media, and then declared that they "regret" their actions after being arrested. It could apply to anyone who wants to cause chaos and tear apart or upend society for any reason but declares a sudden complete reversal upon realizing that others are not in favor of it and that there will be personal consequences for them. The implication is that the consequences and disapproval of others are the main/only reason for their stated regret or the reversal of their position. Related words: Schrodinger's asshole, Schrodinger's idiot

Newscaster: The man, one of many who stormed the Capitol building during the riots on January 6th, has been fired from his job and, if convicted, faces at least ten years in prison. His wife has declined to comment and has stated that she is filing for divorce. The man will be pleading "not guilty" and says that he "regrets" his actions that day. He insists that he did not actually enter the building itself, although he did post a video on Facebook last week of himself standing under the rotunda, screaming, "I have no regrets!" (shows video)
Viewer: Wow. Talk about Schrodinger's insurrectionist!

by dictionaryenchantress February 9, 2021