Instabone

1) A word for a phenomonally hot male

2)A word for the feeling you get when you see the aforementioned male.

3)A comical sighting of a male erection at an inopportune time.

Holy crap look at that instabone!

Todd gave me an instabone (female saying this)

by Michael Carrier July 27, 2004

instabake

1. When one inhales a large amount of hash and marijuana, upon the exhale of smoke, one may or may not be insta-baked - the instant sensation of being "baked" has completely entered your body and you are lifted and shifted, higher than the ceiling.

"Instabaked by hash nigga"

by zootedandbooted August 15, 2012

Instapapered

When Apple takes the features of an existing third-party product and makes it part of its OS.

Growl just got Instapapered by Mountain Lion.

by gurtu April 18, 2012

Instabibble

The part of instagram with stupid, inappropriate, teenage photos

Instabibble - selfies, duckfaces, half naked bathroom pictures

by strawberryseaturtle March 6, 2014

Instarage

The act of being enraged due to your girlfriend not liking the photo and can't upload it to Instagram.

Joey became instaraged when Karen looked fat in the recent photo. Karen requested another six photos from five different angles for a quality Instagram pic

by Tits_McGuee April 19, 2019

instabacon

bacon cooked in a microwave. so cool, so hot.

instabacon is such a cool product!

by kal ⚡ September 6, 2021

instaban

1. Verb. To be banned for ongoing play in an online video game for some action of insignificance, typically by some fat power hungry nerd who thrives on exercising his online powers.

My boy Nameless One just got instabanned for saying google.com in the main chat room by faggot Adept_Lynx!

by The Goat August 21, 2005