sick insertion

when some slut goes sticks a baseball bat, can of coffee, or other sick object into her vagina. hopefully sickinsertions.com pays her.

sally rammed that pogo stick up her pussy and rode it like a pogo-pony. that was one sick insertion!

by carp April 5, 2004

insertion sort

1. A sorting algorithm where the sorted array is built one entry at the time.

2. When it is unclear which woman is the most attractive, so you "insert" your penis into each vagina in order to determine its warmth, muscularity and general hoo-ha.

1. My data was arriving in bursts, so the best way of getting it in order was using insertion sort.

2. I now have herpes because I performed insertion sort on too many women last night.

by thestraightman October 17, 2011

Team Insertion

the act of forcefully shoving & fitting you and your friends penises in someones vagina/anus with a group of 5 or more people. In short, it's called T.I

John: Dude, why is that girl sitting on a bag of Ice?
Mike: Because a bunch of guys performed Team Insertion on her last night.
John: Jesus! How many people?
Mike: About 17. She was going for a world record.

by toomuchshame August 2, 2009

hot insertion

when a bunch of men (usually big and sweaty) load up into a helicopter and get dropped in the middle of a forest fire with chainsaws.

Barron: "Back in my day I used to always perform hot insertions with other men

by Boyce toucher 1000 November 30, 2006

Insertion Of Ween

The act of inserting one's ween (penis) into something.

"Was that an Insertion Of Ween?"

by weenqueen April 4, 2010

fuck insertion

Inserting any form of the word fuck into another word, to add emphasis.
Insert just before the accented sylable in the original word.

I got fired today! Unfuckingbelievable!
Q: You wanna fuck? A: Absofuckinglutely!
Both are examples of the "fuck insertion".

by Drewsski October 8, 2008

insertPenis()

C library function.
May cause an OopsGotHerPregnant exception.

What? Try `man insertpenis`, you lazy shit.

by zacon November 11, 2003