infantigo

Noun - the right to ask to change your airline seat if a small child sits down nearby.

When the woman with her screaming baby sat next to me, I invoked my infantigo.

by Not so-frequent Flyer April 15, 2013

Infantisize

Fantasizing about murdering a baby, possibly while on a crowed air plane or in movie theater.

I started to infantisize when the screaming baby made me miss the movie previews.

by Doc Bliss July 7, 2016

infantilist

some fucking messed up, freaky shit

i wear diapers and hypnotize myself to shit myself and pee all over me.

by ginny March 10, 2005

Infantilize

Not a word. Some may think it is. But no, tis not a word.

GSM: Don't infantilize me
me: that's NOT a word

by BGC September 3, 2007

infanify

1. to put in a temple.
2. to show reverence towards; to respect.

1. They are going to infanify the stolen idol.
2. It behoves students to infanify their teachers.

by uttam maharjan October 23, 2011

inFanta

A "spoiled brat" or "picky-eater"-type female youngster who is way too fond of Fanta and other sickly-sweet fizzy beverages to want to try real fruit juice or something else that's much better for her but would have a much blander flavor.

Financial-worth list of secretly filling a child's soda-can with apple-juice cocktail:
Cost of discarded Fanta Orange --- 59¢
Cost of apple-juice cocktail that your infanta doesn't want to drink instead --- 39¢
Seeing the look of disgusted revulsion and betrayed child-parent trust on Little Miss Sweet-tooth's face upon tasting her drink and realizing that you secretly switched the Fanta with the apple-juice cocktail --- PRICELESS
(Google "little girl fanta juice cocktail" and look at one of the first pictures that appears under "images")

by QuacksO August 11, 2018

Infantism

The Life/Adventure of an Infant

"Hey did you get your essay on Infantism done yet?"
"No, I don't know much about my life when I was a baby."

by BigBoyBillyBob October 23, 2019