Indiana Jones That Hoe

When a girl stands naked with her back to you, you squat behind her and thrust up, whipping her crotch with your dick.

Tina was giving me attitude, so I Indiana Jones That Hoe to show her who's boss!

by SNupp November 27, 2013

Indiana Jones cobbler

When a nazi guy with glasses opens the ark of the covenant with full intention of it melting his skin off. while this is happening, he walks over to the ark and takes a shit in it while masturbating his quickly detioriating penis. the nepalese bar owning woman can be giving a reach around to indiana jones.

Kyle: You're supposed to throw out the free Indiana Jones game that comes with the X Box 360.

Laird: Not until I do the Indiana Jones cobbler on the nazis. I'm gonna shit in that ark.

Kyle: C'mon Laird, that's my religion your shitting on.

Laird: I have not regrets in life.

by Nipplecardboard January 05, 2009

Indiana Jones Boulder

When a large man/woman rolls on top of you while you wear a fedora.

A: Man, did you see Chris? He paid that whore to Indiana Jones Boulder him last night!

B: I did! She broke his nose!

by Hlavad June 26, 2014

Pulling an Indiana Jones

When you don't know what you are doing so you just improvise.

Indy: "Get back to Cairo, get us some transport to England. Boat, plane, anything... Meet me at Omar's. Be ready for me; I'm going after that truck."
Sallah: "How?"
Indy: "I don't know I'm making this up as I go."

"Do you have any idea what you are doing? "
"No, I'm pulling an Indiana Jones! "

by Charliegoldy June 10, 2021

Indiana Jone-ing

Purposely getting lost while hiking in hopes of finding hidden treasures. Often confused with "finding bigfoot", in which case you are attempting to find bigfoot, ultimately getting lost in the process.

Jim- "Dude, i think we're lost"

You-" No we're not, we are simply indiana jone-ing."

by CurlyWildcat July 10, 2011

Lego Indiana Jones

The fuckin best LEGO theme ever.

holy fuckin shit it’s Lego Indiana Jones the goddamn creme de la crop. I’d shit my pants right here in this Walmart if it meant I could get my greasy hands on that LEGO Indiana Jones set!

by sweester May 07, 2020

indiana jones-ing

the act of being raped on a pinball machine by a popular movie director

Dude, last week I saw J.J Abrams Indiana Jones-ing Billy at the arcade last Friday.

by mcjangles July 03, 2011