inbuttment

/ɪn'bʌtmənt/ u.noun from spanish enculamiento process on which people act as if they were in love due to the strong physical (mostly sexual) connection inbetween them, normally leading to poor decision making.

Mariel went through such an inbuttment with Jose that she didn't care to be seen in inappropriate places with him.

by El teacher November 28, 2022

Investment Property

A person who has an investment property is someone who is in a relationship with someone who is undergoing a huge make over/glow up. The investor enters a relationship with someone that is below a 10/10 in the hopes of their partner eventually transforming into a 10. Hence why they are investing into the relationship market while the demand for their target is low

Bob: Bro your girl is a 3/10, what are you smoking son?
Cooper: Don't worry, she's an Investment Property
Bob: Ah, that explains it

by TheOldFossil July 20, 2023

Recruit Investment

The compound term "Recruit Investment" combines the concepts of recruitment and investment. It denotes the process of enlisting individuals to participate in a venture or business, often with a financial commitment. This term is frequently associated with models like multi-level marketing ( MLM ), where individuals are recruited to invest in the business and may receive compensation based on the performance of their recruits within the network.

In the world of multi-level marketing, success depends on effective Recruit Investment—getting people to join and invest

by Chief Lexicographer November 1, 2023

Investment fatty

The idea of dating a fat chick with the goal of making her thin and therefore more attractive.

I'm dating an investment fatty, if I'm successful the dividends will be a hot girlfriend.

by J-Jim April 20, 2021

investment bank

Greed, the downfall of American Productivity.
If your factory or enterprise is no longer privately held, and margins are less than 25%, prepare for your job to move offshore.

Fred: "Hey Greg, where's your car?"

Greg: "Couldn't afford the payment. An investment bank took over our factory, sold off the machinery and building, and now 14 year old Chinese girls make Oster blenders."

Fred: "It's economics. 1/8th the quality at 1/10th the wage."

by ebbing August 18, 2008

social investment

Doing certain activities that places you in better social standing among your peers

He made some social investment today; he bought tacos for all of us

by Hosang Lee September 17, 2007

Investment Banker

Rhyming slang for wanker.

Hey, how come bob didn't show up at the party Saturday?

I don't know, I heard he got a job as an investment banker.

by Mpc1209 September 17, 2013