inanimate insanity

the object and reality show hosted by a phone with daddy issues . silliest ever. gay objects everywhere

i love inanimate insanity !

by paintbrush. August 22, 2023

one legged man in an ass kicking contest

Attempting to accomplish a goal (kick ass) with some possible success only to wind up falling on your own ass. Having to try harder than the average person to reach the same success. A repeated accomplishment followed up by repeated embarrassing failures.

Melvin was a good looking guy but his halitosis made the women gag, he was about as successful with dating as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

by EmmasTatDad July 24, 2014

pube in an afro

Expression when looking for something that is impossible to find, i.e. "Its like searching for a pube in an afro".
Funny alternative to "looking for a needle in a hay-stack"

There's no way i will be able to find your spectacles in this mess, Elsie, its like looking for a pube in an afro!

by J.Lowndes October 2, 2006

An Inanimate Fucking Object

The person or thing you take out your frustrations from a separate event on.

Chris: FUCK YOU YOU CHEATING BITCH! *Throws phone*

Kevin: Chris! It's a inanimate fucking object.

Chris: YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!!!

by MonkeyDGoofy September 19, 2011

Farting in an elevator

When you comment on a facebook or reddit thread (usually of political discourse) with a vicious and worthless comment that is only meant to make the rest of the commenters angry for the sake of being a dick. You just say your comment and leave, with no intention of engaging in the conversation.

Like farting in an elevator of strangers as you walk off at your floor, leaving them to deal with your ugly stench.

i.e. When a Hillary person randomly goes on a Bernie person's facebook page thoughtfully discussing healthcare news and leaves a comment like, "You are all a bunch of socialists and you're the reason we have Trump!", or a conservative just goes on a liberals' page and calls them all a bunch of "libtards" and neither respond to questions or comments, that's like farting in an elevator.

I promote thoughtful political discourse on this thread with articulate responses. No farting in this elevator.

The Reddit subgroup "ChangeMyView" has the best rules for keeping people from farting in an elevator.

by BruceLeah July 27, 2017

inandaround

when a girl wants your penis/testicles in and around her mouth.

"She wants my dick INANDAROUND her mouth. I'm making a Seth salad, and she wants my special dressing."

by warrennnnn January 24, 2008

inanimosexual

someone who is sexually/ romantically attracted to inanimate objects

That boy likes only inanimate objects. He is a Inanimosexual.

by mikedubah November 29, 2020