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batshit fucking insane

One crazy motherfucker. Someone with absoultely no common sense and no concept of life, death, and danger. It is uncommon to have a batshit insane person and extremly rare to have a batshit fucking insane person because they are usually dead.
Normal guy: Damn, the snow is really startin to accumulate, we should head home now before its too dangerous to drive.
Crazy guy: No way, i can drive though anything!
Batshit insane guy: What is it? 15 degrees? Lets go camping bitches!
Batshit fucking insane guy: LETS GET DRUNK AS HELL, CLIMB TREES AND FIND TARZAN SO WE CAN FUCK HIS SISTER!!!
Normal guy: Wow, you are truly batshit fucking insane.
by Krusty Weiner February 26, 2010
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Insane Stunt Bonus Award Committee

The panel of judges that attach a monetary reward to insane stunts performed by reckless vehicleists. Points are rewarded for:

height, length, helicopters taken down, hoes annihilated, hoes impregnated, pimps flattened, homages to Scarface made, police evaded, FBI humiliated, single file rows of, "Gouranga," shouting Hare Krishnas ploughed down, cars exploded, tanks exploded, rescue services exploded and pedestrians splattered.

The committee is currently comprised of Pope Ratzenberger, Kermit the Frog, Tinky Winky, Jerry Bruckheimer and Ringo Starr
"I came off my motorbike the other day and totally splodged a load of old ladies and the Insane Stunt Bonus Award Committee gave me £300!"

"Nice. I only got £30 last week when I accidentally reversed over that penguin."

"You probably wouldn't have got anything if it hadn't have been so endangered."

"Flightless birds are dumb."
by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
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Insanely cute

Girl you're looking insanely cute in those pictures you sent me
by Tatenda mukubwa March 7, 2019
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Guano Insane

teacher: Did you know that most ancient skulls had holes in them
me (student): Well that sounds like bat sh---.... Guano insane
by elnapalm May 2, 2022
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Insane asylum

A hospital for mentally incompetent or unbalanced person.
Jerry was mentally ill so he went to Searcy Insane Asylum in Alabama
by MandaPanda💁🙋 April 8, 2015
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Insane

The label given to people who open the door that sane people keep closed... the people who are consumed by the awareness of their existence, when everyone else is blind to their own... the people who can distinguish the reality of illusion from those who live the illusion of reality... etcetera
Sane person: Hey, how are we feeling today?

Insane person: To be honest, I don't know... to categorise the infinite complexity of the mind into a singular aural expression of how I feel leaves a lot to be desired...

Sane person: I'm afraid I don't understand...

Insane person: What's to understand? your mind has been saturated so much by society's ills that all you believe to be true is a lie. You are a slave to convention, and that is the reason you fail to understand the unconventional.

Sane person: Remind me to boost your medication.

Insane person: *sigh*
by GoAskAlex1991 August 1, 2011
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Insane

in a state of mind that prevents normal perception, behavior, or social interaction; seriously mentally ill.

Something everyone thinks they are while calling everyone basic, yet they're normal.

A word people think is the same as weird
Sheeple: You're just jealous because you're too basic and I'm insane rawr I'm a dinosaur.
Non-Sheeple: -_-

Normal but smart person: You seem mentally damaged, I think you are insane.
Real Insane Person: I can assure you, I'm not insane.
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