Sergeant Speech Impediment

Any person or group of people found to be issuing non-sensical orders involving rugby posts and Ginger #3. Not to be confused with a bellend.

Sergeant Speech Impediment is a bellend (official)

by Hukster November 6, 2003

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That idiot Redditor who uses UD as a source

That /r/impediment guy sure is dumb for using UD as a source

by 213423rsdvfsdfsa February 16, 2018

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Impeech

To place a peech into a person, IE Andrew. A combination between impale and peech. Not a peach, a peech.

We need to impeech Andrew immediatly.

by Mark December 24, 2004

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Condescending geek speak for suggesting that your power cord is unplugged. Used to make people with social lives to feel as though they've been bested by a being whose diet consists primarily of Cheetos and Mountain Dew.

User: My computer won't turn on.

IT Guy: Perhaps it's a PEBKAC error, or your AC cable may be experiencing atmospheric impedance.

User: Atmos...? Ooooh! Heh, very clever. I'll have to share that one with my hot girlfriend.

IT Guy: I'm so lonely.

by phishtails April 29, 2010

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impedemize

When a person who as a speach impediment tries to correct someone speaking properly so that the proper speaking person then speaks with the impediment.. the person has had their speach impedimized..

This example must be given verbally

by Deaner April 2, 2003

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