noun. A very big and boring store, where you will spend more than 10% of your day if you travel with a felmale. Apparently, they love the store and everything from it. For the rest of us, it's a living hell: Babies spend their time in a prison called small-land, where they get pelted by big plasic balls. Teens, are stuck with their parents, or will wander off, leading to a 10 hour search expedition. And Men have to agree with everything in order to get out in two hours (if they are lucky) and watch their wallet grow empty.
In addition, there is the food court, which sells disgusting swedish food-crap-like-ummm...-food.
In addition, there is the food court, which sells disgusting swedish food-crap-like-ummm...-food.
by IKEAHATER February 27, 2005
A furniture shop you go to, only to go back again the following week to get the small piece of plastic that was missing from the box when you tried to put your furntiure together.
Person A - I went to IKEA yesterday
Perdon B - When you go back next week, can you pick up a catalogue for me.
Perdon B - When you go back next week, can you pick up a catalogue for me.
by Footybear February 03, 2010
by MrAdemola123 June 17, 2020
When you are hanging out with a girl and she won't allow the "dutch oven", simply con her inside a walk-in closet, shut the door, hold her, and let it rip.
by Jet Set Scott October 06, 2010
Funiture place to get swedish funiture that is trendy but doesnt last a long time because it eventually breaks but the good part is at the end you can eat some $0.50 hotdogs with flys next to the soda machine
by Andre1981 March 14, 2007
Yes, IKEA is a "large Swedish-based furniture store that sells modern-styled furniture."
The stuff looks really good, but it's actually really poor quality. Most IKEA furniture is overpriced and it falls apart in a couple of months.
The stuff looks really good, but it's actually really poor quality. Most IKEA furniture is overpriced and it falls apart in a couple of months.
by *zodiac December 27, 2006
by CrazyJedi April 03, 2005