instashit

One of those shits where you need to go instantly

“Bro, i just had an instashit, must’ve been that curry i had last night.”

by adamyehhh December 26, 2018

Instaspotting

Hobby. Seeking and venturing to aesthetically pleasing locations for taking Instagram pictures.

Lauren and Brianna are free this weekend, so we’ll probably go Instaspotting at this pumpkin patch!

by GreentheQueen March 29, 2021

shitposting on instasewer

taking a shit

dude 1: yooo did you post anything new?
dude 2: yessir i was shitposting on instasewer just last night
dude 1: tf i mean like actual social media

by A hater of Steve December 15, 2022

Instastar

A person who has many followers or follower request on their Instagram account do to famousness, or inversely proportion of waist/chest size and amount of clothes.

Kim Kardashian is such a instastar, last night she posted som serious cleavage

by SmuttyKage April 4, 2015

Intraspection

All of existence happening at once and forever. Usually experienced by means of psychadelics.

Lacy: "Dude, I'm looking at the ceiling and I can see existence as it always has been, always is, and always will be. It's so beautiful."

David: "Intraspection."

by Saint Syntax August 20, 2008

Instaslam

When someone posts an Instagram photo with the sole intention of putting someone down, or "slamming" them. Often indirect, but heavily implying the insulting nature of the picture.

Girl A-"Hey, did you see Emily's Instagram showing off her ass with you tagged?"
Girl B-"That bitch has been Instaslamming me ever since I wore those yoga pants."

by The Wordsmithy October 14, 2014

Instasmash

Smashing the moment you meet. Attraction so deep you can't resist immediately screwing

Two people met and instasmash!

by Vegas16 December 14, 2016