iguana dick

happens when you jerk off with shampoo and the chemicals react with your skin. the skin on your penis proceeds to dry up and become scaly and iguana-like.

guy 1: i am never jerking off with shampoo ever again

guy 2: do what happened? (guy 1 shows guy two his penis) gross! your dick looks like a damn iguana

guy 1: (to himself) hmmm, iguana dick. i'm gonna put this on urban dictionary.

by iguanapenis April 20, 2009

marriage iguanas

Nickname for marijuana that only dope ass mother fuckers use

Hey wanna smoke the marriage iguanas tonight?

by grams👵🏼 April 25, 2015

Iguana

Rulers of the planet Pluto.

I have an imaginary pet iguana called Frank.

by Abi November 28, 2004

igum

To go smoke in front of the Rookery Bldg, and talk about losing wieght.

T: Hey Mike lets go smoke a igum!
Mike: Hell nah girl Im so trying to stop smoking I even take pills.
T: Dont be such a little girl and lets go for a igum!!
Mike: O damn Im out of pills lets go for igum. god.
Dusty: that custie got on my last nerve he comes here like twice a week!
T: WTF

by Jumonkey Carter May 12, 2008

Iguana Brain

A loose woman with an extremely low IQ who is the village bicycle of a college town.

Waylan laid the law on a Iguana Brain last night.

by State Street Elite May 21, 2010

igurosbf

A horny human with a loving bf and a great tiktok page

oh yea did you see igurosbf today?

yea i did

by londynnn May 14, 2021

Iguana ass

A person with a big round hot ass

"Hot damn she has such an iguana ass!"

by Staroidz February 9, 2018