iHop

A restaurant known for good food and questionable customer service

John Doe and his family went to iHop. The server called his uncle "Ma'am," delivered incorrect food to several customers, and at the end of the meal chased the the group out because she believed the bill was not paid.

by Sean Rothermel February 22, 2011

ihoppin'

Throwing up over the toilet while taking it in doggy style

After drinking all night, Sue went ihoppin' with her boyfriend.

by blank212 June 20, 2009

iHopping

The act of listening to about 30 seconds of random songs because you aren't really in the mood for anything in particular. Like channel hopping, but for music.

Bob: What you listening to?
Sally: Nothing in particular man. Just iHopping.

by aaraddict March 19, 2009

ihopping

The act of going to IHOP just to sit in the back to drink coffee and converse with the employees working there. While simultaneously being called every 30 minutes by a friend who is lonely.

Narf:Hey what's up!
Chris:Nothing, just going to IHOP.
Narf:Man I hate you guys you go Ihopping like every night!
Chris:Sorry man we call you when we get back.

by Pedo&Loli January 16, 2009

SPELL IHOP AND THEN SAY NESS

when 5th graders start investing in being the most annoying kids on the planet. DON'T. SAY. IT.

"Spell IHOP and then say ness!"
"I ate yo pe ni-"

by Artemis661 September 26, 2021

IHOP Special

the sexual act between a man with Special Fried Rice and a woman with a Blue Waffle.

I saw an IHOP Special once, and now i puke when i see rice and waffles.

by krazy kracka killa December 11, 2010

ihop monkey

families that hang out with eachother and their children are best friends and their children may date.

Jerry: did you hear the Lee's and the Heron's are hanging out tonight?
Maya: yeah.
Jerry: they are such ihop monkeys.

by MMMMMMM I'm luvin it June 18, 2009