suck the icicle

v. Fail, do poorly at a task, put in minimal effort. Used by Canadian skaters and curling enthusiasts. Also a sexual euphemism.

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Nice stone fling Natalie! You totally swept the rings!

Thanks. Usually when I come to the rink I just suck the icicle.

Really? Well perhaps there'll be some down time while they pebble the ends. I'll loosen my parka.

by gnostic 1 February 1, 2013

iCarly

One of the worst damn shows on Earth! Complete BULLSHIT that 5 year olds watch and is not meant 4 them. Little kids love this show and transforms them into ignorant little fucking brats who give a shit about texting and drama. Carly and Sam act with much stupidity but their wish is to make a mature version showing porn videos. Their future videos will show the dude named Freddy eat out both of their pussies.

Bratty Girl: can i get that mom?
Mom: not today honey.
Bratty Girl: FUCK U Mom, Icarly said I Can!
mom: you knock it off right now
Bratty Girl: *cries and screams*
Mom: ok, ok, ill get it.
Bratty Girl: Icarly made you buy it, hahaha
Me: *Slaps Bratty Girl* Little pos!!

by Whogivesableep March 30, 2010

icicling

The act of freezing a human stool inside a condom in order to use it as a gruesome kind of dildo.

I did such a big turd last night that it seemed a shame to flush it. So I froze it for future icicling use.

by Philbas May 15, 2008

iCarly

The best TV show of my childhood.

a) Remember iCarly?
b) Spencer was my favourite character.
a) Same!!!!

by Daddy's Princess 💞 March 6, 2017

iCarly

a stupid teen girl who cant act and looks like a vagina. her show just ruined all off Nickelodeon. why would they make a show with such a TERRIBLE actor.

(person 1): hey whats on nickelodeon?
(person 2):icarly
person 1: is it a good show?
person 2: no she acts like a vagina

by shorty147 July 16, 2010

iCarly

A show that people on Urban Dictionary apparently hate on

Person A: "Hey, did you see all those hate comments for iCarly on urban dictionary?"

Person B: "Yeah, what are all those people so pissed about?"

Person A: "I don't know, but shit...maybe they should just take the watermelon out of their asses and just realize it's just a harmless kid's show"

Person B: "Ha........Fah sho"

by Maserati1017 December 14, 2010

iCarly

Nickelodeon's Biggest Mistake In TV-Shows.

iCarly Is By Far The Worst Show They Have Created.
Drake & Josh Was Their Biggest Hit, Then SpongeBob Took Over, Now We Have iCarly? ... What Were They Smoking?
And At The End Of An iCarly Show.
In The Credits, A Young Boy Says "iCarly Rules!" ... That Boy Better Have Been Drugged ... Or We Have Bad News For His Parents ...

by SweetVanilla June 12, 2009