Hypochristian

(N) A person who states that they are a Christian, believe in Christian values, and may even preach the gospel, yet are hateful and unforgiving. Such a person will often talk of the love of Jesus, will talk of morals, will talk of doing good, but will hold people to high expectations, may be judgmental, and extremely prideful.

Kirsten is such a hypochristian. She talks of forgiveness and all that other crap, but she's still mad at me for that fight we had over a year ago!

by SpiSpi June 29, 2005

hypmosis

Street slang for Hypopatimus and Osmosis. Short for gym
Also an ig girl

Going to the hypmosis

by honeydrop May 6, 2019

Hypmosis

Just because she is young doesn't stop her from being the best casting director of all time. Her acting is so good Marilyn Monroe is hopping out of her grave to watch Extreme Cheapskates.
(It is used in a sentence kind of like “sliced bread”)

GIRLLL.... this new model Gigi is the best thing since Hypmosis, but not quite as la creme de la creme.

by satoshinaakamoto October 16, 2020

Hypochondriac

Hypochondriac refers to the person suffering from Hypochondria. This is often not understood and can be refereed to as 'someone who moans a lot about everything that is wrong with them.' it can also be assumed that it is someone who is always ill. A Hypochondriac is actually someone with a phobia of being ill. They are often terrified that they or a loved one will develop and thus die from a serious condition. It can be dealt with using Cognitive Behavior Therapy etc. Many people with the condition recover fully if they receive appropriate counseling. If you think you know someone who is a hypochondriac deal with the situation sympathetically, it can be just as bad as a fear of drowning. Try to encourage the person to seek help from a therapist to help them deal with their fears.

Hypochondriac refers to the person who has the phobia Hypochondria. It is a fear, just like the fear of spiders or drowning.

by misstash007 March 19, 2015

Hypnofetish

Deriving feelings of sexual arousal and pleasure from hypnosis. This can arise from seeing it performed in either an innocuous or titillating circumstances, the fantasy or the act of actually being hypnotized and / or the act of hypnotizing others.

Liz has had a hypnofetish ever since she saw Kaa the Snake hypnotizing Mowgli in The Jungle Book.

by entrancement January 1, 2009

Hypnolope

Mind controlling antelope that live in Wyoming. Control the Wyoming government into thinking that antelope are the fastest animals in the world. Very elusive creature that may or may not actually exist. Or so they say in Wyoming.

Cole: So yeah they say that the cheetah is the fastest animal.
Missy: No I believe its the antelope.
Cole: Oh? I don't think so...
Missy: No seriously! The Hypnolopes told us it was true.
Cole: The what?
Missy: Nothing, nothing!

by King of Flys March 10, 2009

hotness hypnosis

When act of finding someone so physically attractive that you overlook serious flaws in their personality.

Brad Pitt finally wakes from hotness hypnosis, starts to realize that Angelina is batshiat crazy.

by Surface Tension February 17, 2007