When going about your normal business, are confronted by an exceptionally hot person and your brain starts to shut down, making simple tasks impossible. Such affected brain centers include, but are not limited to: speech, higher reasoning, facial recognition, control of bodily functions. The only known cure is to build up a tolerance one trigger at a time. When this condition persists despite dating, it metastasizes to booty blindness.
Hottie: "Hello, could you point me to the nearest eatery?"
Dude 1: "bluuurg"
Dude 2: "Um, two blocks south, one block west. Everyone likes Taco Bell."
Hottie: "Thanks!"
Dude 2: "Buddy, what happened?"
Dude 1: (blank stare and drooling on self) "Urg, I don't know. I just .... what."
Dude 2: "Wow, total hottie hypnosis. You know what we gotta do. You're buying my taco supremo."
Dude 1: "bluuurg"
Dude 2: "Um, two blocks south, one block west. Everyone likes Taco Bell."
Hottie: "Thanks!"
Dude 2: "Buddy, what happened?"
Dude 1: (blank stare and drooling on self) "Urg, I don't know. I just .... what."
Dude 2: "Wow, total hottie hypnosis. You know what we gotta do. You're buying my taco supremo."
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Sissy hypno is a type of short video or webm file type who's target demographic are sexually suppressed heterosexual males who wish to become gay or become a "sissy" . These short videos quickly flash pictures of naked females as well as male cocks in a subliminal manner in the hopes that they the viewer will become "hypnotized" into enjoying cock.
"Has Quade been a little off lately? He keeps looking at me weird ."
"Yeah I think he's been watching too much sissy hypno"
"Yeah I think he's been watching too much sissy hypno"
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by Bill G March 28, 2005
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You're looking up the definition of hypospadias on the UD instead of, say, Google. You obviously are like me, hoping that, unlike the many other sources you've scoured, this one will have something different. Well. This may be your lucky day. I have done my research, as a sufferer myself, and I think there may soon be hope for men like us.
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Start from there. Search the Internet. Don't lose hope. We might be normal again someday.
Research is in development on a phenomenon dubbed "the lab grown penis." Sounds like science fiction, but it's becoming a reality. Slowly. I can't provide links on this website, but you simply need to Google "lab grown penis," and you'll find all of the information you need. Let guys like us hope that this technology pans out.
Start from there. Search the Internet. Don't lose hope. We might be normal again someday.
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