Hypnos

That one twink from the hit game "Hades" who gives terrible advice after you die

Hypnos: wait, what, youre back already? Hey my list says you barely made it out of here before you died! Were you even trying? Because if you were, why, maybe you need to try a whole lot harder next time
Zagreus: I just wanted to see you again, Hypnos .

by Layer_cake November 12, 2023

Hypno

Likes receiving Bum Shots from their 3 generation uncle.

Usually doesn’t know how tenses work due to low brain functionality.

Most hypnos usually have a dyslexic mum.

Synonyms: Bum Boy, lana Rhodes, beetle juice

Ay yo look that hypno is receiving bum

by Head Giver August 20, 2021