Humptress

A woman who humps with frequency

She scorns the word "slut," she prefers "humptress," to describe her peculiar behavioral traits.

by David March 16, 2003

Humptiply

To get into sexual intercourse with accelerated speed by humping then later on mutiplying offspring like rabbits at an intensifying enormus rate.

Be careful for that guy, he so loose that he likes to humptiply

by Soul-the-Mysterious December 27, 2016

put humpty dumpty back toghther

Putting Humpty Dumpty back together means that someone has accomplished a very difficult if not impossible task.

Spending the weekend with me and making sure that I was healthy was no less feat than "put humpty dumpty back toghther"

by Modak May 13, 2014

Jameric Humphrey

He has a wacky search history but he carries the school band

“Jameric Humphrey looks like Craig from Craig of the Creek”

by gary fendermen December 19, 2021

Humpty Blumpkin

When you fall off the toilet while getting a blumpkin.

Read Humpty Blumpkin above . . .

by Broganoff February 22, 2009

Humpty Dumpty Junkie

A junkie that is accident prone and always ends up in hospitals

A humpty dumpty junkie is a junkie that always ends up in hospitals due to falls and brittle bones, like if Mr. Glass from unbreakable was a junkie

by EricCC December 9, 2014

humpty hump

Alias of Greg Jacobs, former lead of the Digital Underground, best known for their 1990 hit "The Humpty Dance". Best known for his wearing of a fake nose and glasses during performances for comic effect, and would often refer to this in his raps.

"Hey, remember that video by Humpty Hump where he said he was big like a pickle?"

"I always wondered what happened to Humpty Hump after the 90s. Why did he wear that thing on his nose anyway?"

by Alfred Bundy September 19, 2009