Hummingbird Vasectomy

The act of taking a caprisun straw from the packet, jamming it into your partners urethra while handcuffed to show your little wings flapping as you suck the nut deep from within the genitals.

"Did you hear about Mark and Milly's new bedroom passtime? he said that sometimes she likes to give him a hummingbird vasectomy to make him feel like a pretty flower."

by goatfetus June 23, 2023

Strummin and Hummin

The act of a single individual playing the acoustic guitar and singing along at the same time. Usually in a casual setting such as campfire as opposed to a literal performance.

Danny - "What's up Man, what's crackin?"
Matt - "Not much, just drinking some beer, got some friends over just strummin and hummin."

by phrasee January 5, 2010

Hummingshark

A cross between a hummingbird and a shark.

Hummingbirds are the sharks of the sky. Jardoolian Moron is selling hummingshark merch right now.

by Octopimp16 December 21, 2018

Hummingbird

A deep rim job where the tounge is inserted far into the recipients ass hole

Jim couldn't wait for Tom to give his quivering asshole a hummingbird.

by Chaunpop November 5, 2011

Hummin bird

A sexy short feisty woman

Speaking to a girl
Hey there hummin bird

by poczatek February 10, 2010

humming bear

A humming bear is when one gives a blow job to a very hairy individual.

Hey, Suzy...do I have any hairs in my teeth? I just gave Bob a humming bear. He's a real life Sasquatch down there.

by taradise September 1, 2014

Humminaclap

A filler word, used to mock someone.

And then he was like, 'I'm gonna do this! Humminaclap Humminaclap Humminclap!

by hummiclep February 17, 2023