hummer

More than a blowjob; it's when a girl actually hums (thus vibrating her lips) when her mouth has encased your engorged penis or balls.

Your mom gives great hummers.

by John E. November 12, 2002

humera

A girl who doesnt enjoy being stalked by weidos/ fobs & guys named ATIF who do random crap like stick her name on a website proclaiming their love for her!

Theres no chance in hell that Atif will ever get Humera, not even if hell froze over

by M & H January 17, 2005

Humera

Humera is a wonderful girl! She’s popular and everyone loves her. She’s always looking at her hair or doing weird stuff with it but or always in the mirror. She makes a lot of boys fall in love with her but there’s always one boy in her mind. Her friends loves her and so does everyone else! You should really got a humera!

Boy 1: hey how’s the girl?

Boy 2: oh that’s humera
Boy 1: ooh she’s really pretty

Boy 2: yeah I wish she was mine.

by Anonymous875682 February 21, 2021

pull a hume

to repeat something to a group that was just said, without realizing how stupid it makes you sound

Eric: "hey guys, lets go bowling"
Everybody else: "sounds like fun"
Darcy: "I just thought of something to do, we should go bowling"
Everybody else: "You are retarded, way to pull a Hume"

by nigel does it too October 30, 2009

Highway Hummer

A blowjob given while driving at speeds of over 60-79 mph. Not to be confused with a suburban suck-down which would be conducted at speeds of 25-59 mph or a speedway suck job which would be at speeds of 80+ mph.

The distinctions are important b/c if pulled over in the act the ticket price declines with rising difficulty.

Had the salewoman, Lisa P, not given me a highway hummer during my test drive, I probably wouldn't have bought this used 1995 Dihatsu. Although I just bought it last week, I'm thinking of going for another test drive asap.

by rbc December 10, 2004

hummeroo

The slight moaning sound a man makes while receiving a hummer.

There's no more musical sound than that of a hummer accompanied by a hummeroo.

by calmling January 11, 2008

huke lemmings

A bomb-ass blonde bitch who owns this ass.

"have you seen huke lemmings?"

"oh yeah, I saw that sexy giraffe last night ;)"

by lalalalalalalalalalalalala September 8, 2016