puss on the hoof

refers to females desired for sex that are on foot

There is some puss on the hoof over on Second St.

by McGspot January 21, 2017

rusty hoof nugget

a piece of menstrual scab that has fallen from the large womans (who resemebles a bovine) nappy hatchet wound

Lil Terrance: Did you bring pepperoni pizza again for lunch?

Philippe: nope, just some dough covered in rusty hoof nuggets, call me silly....but I likes me some of dem

Lil T: Sharesees?

by cornfritter December 21, 2010

hoof

A popular porn star's deformed foot.

WHAT THE HOOF? I think its self explanitory.

by OT November 15, 2004

hoof the back doors in

A term to express forced anal violation, usually of a female.

I'd like to hoof the back doors in on that young beauty

by Hoof Man February 3, 2010

hoofter

Hoofter is a homosexual male, who enjoys joking about his gayness bc he is comfortable with his sexuality.

Friend: "Oi ya hoofter"

Homo: "Aye thats me pal, hoofter poofter"

by Hoofter 3000 May 3, 2018

elk hoof

the man's version of the "camel toe"

elk hoof, two o'clock

by briana chillycat June 30, 2008

floppy hoofka

Is a erectile distinction After one has consumed large amounts of alcohol.

I suffer from floppy hoofka after 30 beers!

by Ou812jw May 5, 2018