Hotter than Hades

A typical if not overused description of Texas in the summertime.

Texan: Dadgum! It's hotter than Hades out here.

by onehandcrabbing November 11, 2012

Hooters Lottery

When you go into a restaurant with attractive waitresses and select a table. You wait until you see who your waitress will be. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. The Hooters Lottery.

Today I lost the Hooters Lottery. My server must have been an original waitress she was so old.

by b1gdummy May 8, 2015

Harry Potter Hooters

Breasts that resemble upside down wizard hats.

Ew - She's got Harry Potter hooters!

by gaznarmenutak February 4, 2010

Hooters

Owls

by Wjio August 5, 2003

Hotter than Balls

A cesspool of humanity - it is hot, humid, stagnant, sandy-soiled, fire-ant-filled, and swamp-like, with overpriced real estate - Florida is generally hotter than balls. The Spanish can have it back. What a shitty place to live! Ooooh that smell, can't you smell that smell? - (Lynyrd Skynyrd) Aaaahhh it's just Jacksonville. Our mayor is a little boy who only drinks water

Jacksonville, FL is hotter than balls

by Grand Inquisitor April 19, 2005

Hooters Girl Opportunity Window

The amount of time a Hooters Girl is single and available as a dating prospect. Usually measured in milliseconds.

Guy 1: "Did you hear? Dawn the Hooters Girl is Single!"
Guy 2: "Forget it. That information is at least 10 minutes old. The Hooters Girl Opportunity Window on that one closed."

by bobandbill July 12, 2011

Hooterhea

The horrible, flaming, diarrhea that one achieves by eating the horrible wing sauce at Hooters "Family" Restaraunts. Usually persists for days on end.

I went to Hooters last night and ate 99 Hot wings, now I'm pissing out my ass with a horrible case of Hooterhea

by Fucky Mcgee December 31, 2009