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Howie Handel

The art of masturbating using hand sanitizer. Named after the famous Howie Mandel. Who is a known Germaphobe.
This girl was scared of germs, so I let her give me a Howie Handel.
by Protein Face March 12, 2011
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Dirty Howie

When a man has sexual intercourse (vaginal, and/or anal) with a woman without ever kissing her or making out with her because she is so unattractive.
"I pulled a dirty howie last night with this ugly ass bitch that I picked up from the bar when I was blacked out."
by Sergeant Scumbagg March 16, 2008
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Howie Bagel

GIRL WITH A FAT ASS AND LOVES DAVEN BARTLETT WITH ALL OF HER HEART
Howie Bagel loves Daven.”
by Howie Bagel is my bitch 221 October 5, 2020
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Hungry Howies

A pizza place with only about 750 locations in the Continental US, it pays crappy minimum wage but is by far the easiest most fun job ever. Much better then working at taco bell.
Only at hungry howies do you work with people named Baby Jesus, Tiger, Willie, Mighty, Dying Giraffs and super heroes.
by Vilkacis January 13, 2006
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howie stare

after someone has been dissed and has absolutely no comeback; the only thing they do in response is stare at you like an idiot, expecting you to think this is funny.
Jim: "Bob, you suck at the drums. The only reason you're here is to occupy the drum set."

Bob: *gives the howie stare*

(Awkward silence)
by BlackG-Zus June 19, 2007
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Howie Divorce

When she's 6'1 and you're 5'8 you best her up and break up. Then you have a Howie divorce.
My grandfather had a Howie Divorce way back when and he shot himself.

If I ever beat you tell my mom and we'll have a Howie Divorce.
by GruntToeCristy November 4, 2020
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Brandy Howie

A howie with a unusually large brandy. He likes to eat computers. He has a VERY big booty.
OMG BECKY LOOK AT His BUTT
Oh that's just BrAnDy HoWiE
by brandy howie October 22, 2019
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