The delivery of an intellecutally effective, usually humorous, ironic and often quite exquisite tongue lashing - coined after the exploits of Christopher Hitchens, a successful 21ist century author and political commentator.
We who have witnessed the brilliance of Hitchens' life would do society a favor by carrying on with the art of the hitchslap.
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Hotchner's Disease is basically where you only smile like maybe 5 times in 5 yrs. Treatment - Have JJ show you her newborn son.
by Team Reid February 20, 2011
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Or, getting fucked over by someone or something or both throughout your day.
Or, getting fucked over by someone or something or both throughout your day.
Oh man somebody stole your car, you just got the European Trailer hitch!
When I get home I'm gonna give my wife the European Trailer Hitch
When I get home I'm gonna give my wife the European Trailer Hitch
by Raunchy Lou June 29, 2019
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Man1: Oh shit I just remembered I'm gonna have to hitch hike to the Vietnam memorial service, but I lost my arms in the war!
Man2: No excuses! You still gotta dick ain't ya? Looks like it's the armless Hitch hiker for you...
Man2: No excuses! You still gotta dick ain't ya? Looks like it's the armless Hitch hiker for you...
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We are Hatching this shawty
by Garfy13 February 5, 2021
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Examples can be found in nearly every Hitchens debate, occasionally in articles, and in the form of entire books, about subjects or people.
Examples can be found in nearly every Hitchens debate, occasionally in articles, and in the form of entire books, about subjects or people.
Christopher Hitchen's book God Is Not Great was effectively one long Hitchslap to organized religion.
About twenty minutes into the debate Dinesh d'Souza got Hitchslapped and never really recovered from it.
Hitchens was a guest in a Fox News segment the other day. He Hitchslapped just about everyone on there.
It was funny the other day when Sean Hannity invited Hitchens on the show and tried to be a smartass, but was abruptly Hitchslapped for his trouble.
Christopher Hitchen's book God Is Not Great was effectively one long Hitchslap to organized religion.
About twenty minutes into the debate Dinesh d'Souza got Hitchslapped and never really recovered from it.
Hitchens was a guest in a Fox News segment the other day. He Hitchslapped just about everyone on there.
It was funny the other day when Sean Hannity invited Hitchens on the show and tried to be a smartass, but was abruptly Hitchslapped for his trouble.
Christopher Hitchen's book God Is Not Great was effectively one long Hitchslap to organized religion.
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