alabama hotcake

the act of taking a dump on a girl's bellybutton (similar to the act of the Stanley Steamer)

"Walter, why did you just give me an Alabama Hotcake? Now im all filthy!"

by John Weinstein April 20, 2008

hotcarl

After heterosexual butt sex, the male extracts his member from her anus and places it in her cock holster(mouth).

After a brutal ass pounding, Johnny rewards Susie with a hotcarl.

by Carl November 26, 2003

hotcation

a vacation with the express purpose of getting hotter; one doesn't actually have to go anywhere on hotcation, it is simply any period of time during which one works at looking both more relaxed and significantly more attractive.

Abner: Man did you see Tina, she' s looking so hot and relaxed today.
Artie: Yeah, she must've just come back from one serious hotcation.

by tacotuesday88 January 2, 2012

hofcat

One of the cats on Hofstra's campus. Usually gourd is seen (an orange, fat cat). The cats are descendants of the original cats that once belonged to Kate Hofstra. After her death in 1933, it was rumored that the cats on campus are taken care of by staff and faculty. According to sources, this is a false statement. The lives of the Hofcats are more dependent on a good Samaritan and animal benefactors.

LOOK AT THAT CUTE FUCKING HOFCAT!

by Hofcat lady November 17, 2020

HotCarl

To perform a Hotcarl, an individual begins by defecating into a large tube sock. While holding the sock in a vertical position the opening is then securely tied off in a knot. Tightly grip the knotted end and swing the steamy shit sock in a windmill like fashion until all fecal matter is forced to the toe end of the tube sock. At this point the individual then strikes his/her partner violently and repeatedly. A flogging motion is the most common method but personal preference varies for each individual.

A woman assaulted on the CTA Blue Line in Oak Park last week told police another passenger struck her in the face with a sock filled with human excrement aka "Hotcarl."

by TYFYTA January 9, 2014

HotTate

A sexual technique used by male homosexuals, where one dips his scrotum into warm maple syrup and his partner proceeds to lick it off.

Thelonius and I were having french toast the other day and sice the syrup was warm, I gave him a tasty HotTate.

by blurred November 15, 2006

hoecation

The act of a hoe, commonly misspelled 'ho,' and often confused with a tool for gardening, reducing their hoe-like activities for a undefined duration of time.

Ashley hasn't sucked dick in three weeks! She's on a hoecation

by Era47 April 14, 2014