Whore with a horn

A musician that is willing to do anything to get the gig or make the person that hired the musician happy, to get more gigs. (usually used by horn players but other musicians can as well)

I had to become a whore with a horn just so i could eat after i got my bachelors in music performance.

by iamthewalrus1126 August 19, 2011

seeing-eye horndog

A guy you bring with you to bars to help you find someone for hooking up.

Hey Trevor, it's Friday night and I'm way horny. You wanna be my seeing-eye horndog, bud?

by flyingdog April 6, 2008

Horn Monger

A horn monger is one who usually craves sex or sexual activities. They will frequently grab/touch you!...They are always thinking about how they could "Bone" you. They often talk about there goodies...either it being (for men) There meat and two vegg, their wedding Tackle, their bits in pieces ect... or they might describe them (wemon) as their puppies with pink noses, their tities,or their ta-ta's ect..

Oh My Gosh!!! Karon is such a Horn Monger

by Momma Sita March 8, 2006

kentucky horn battle

Used to describe a particularly difficult situation.
Especially but not limited to:
Total network or programming failures.
Dealing with a new puppy dog.

Daughter: "Mom, Its a real Kentucky Horn Battle in here!"

Mother: "lol wut?"

by Sagemassa February 28, 2009

hornblower farts

Extraordinarily jarring, loud flatulence that could awaken the dead.

He is famous for his unnerving hornblower farts which I understand may have been responsible for the sudden death of his grandfather.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019

hontent

content from Harry Styles or Harry Styles content

“Hey did you see that new picture of Harry Styles?” “Yeah! That was some great hontent!”

by hrrystyles September 19, 2019

Quarter Horn

A useless co-worker, which is constantly scamming more time off to watch rockets blast off. Also known as the ether bunny and da-Klown.

Shhhhh!!!! Here comes Quarter Horn. I wonder what scam he planning now??

by Da Klown February 2, 2019