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hornswaggle 

My girlfriend likes playing with my hornswaggle!
hornswaggle by Elijah Beeson December 14, 2008

hornswoggle

A wrestler in the WWE who hides out under the ring while his dad, Finley kicks ass. When the match is about 5-10 minutes in, he comes out and sprays the other dude with a water gun out hits them with a long shalele in the head,knocking them out behind the ref.

Career Highlights: Cruiserweight Champion
Hornswoggle is one funny SOB!
hornswoggle by dude007 August 26, 2008

Hornswoggle

A very annoying little man who has glass ankles and screams like a bitch when he goes in for a 50/50 tackle at 5s.
That wee cunt Hornswoggle ruined 5s again on Sunday
Hornswoggle by The Horrible Count December 15, 2008

horndoggler 

an object resembling a corn dog, but consists of a sausage link wrapped in pancake batter.
John Paul: "Momma I'm hungry!"
Missy: Well go and get you one of them horndogglers out of the freezer then."
horndoggler by thepinkstripe March 14, 2009

Hornswoggle

check out that hornswoggle
Hornswoggle by van Handels May 28, 2015

hornswaggled 

to dis or ridicule someone as a comback to a comment.
(alex)- Wow this really sucks...
(Chris)- Thats what she said! ohh you've just been hornswaggled!!!
hornswaggled by saps233 February 24, 2009