Like gathering up horners

Something which is highly unlikely to succeed.

Comes from Country slang, horners being a field full of adult bulls (they will not do what you want).

Winning the lottery jackpot, it's like gathering up horners.

by Goldk911 March 9, 2019

horner child

A child by a horner man

You ain't see Billy? Yeah that's Marcia Horner child

by Alibofus134 December 30, 2018

The Jack Horner

This is when you finish inside someone and then you plug up the cream pie with your thumb.

“Wow Billy, you totally did The Jack Horner on me!”

by AndrooTheNerd May 3, 2023

Hornered

When you talk a big game on the golf course but end up doing the Texas Hook’em horns and sticking one in the stink and one tickling your taint all the way back to your car to try and get your mojo back at an old age. All of this while your daughter watches in disgust.

Ema decided to get out of the cart after Chris couldn’t hit a drive 50 yards and Hornered himself.

by Rocketboy August 4, 2023

Hornered

When someone comes and changes the position of your chair without you knowing.

"Man, this chair feels like it's been hornered."

by Chelsie1998 August 22, 2023

Horner men

Horner men are Horn African men with black skin but with Eurasian phenotypical facial features

they Horner men

by Bobbystrurrew September 24, 2023

Horner women

Horner women are Horn African women with black skin but with Eurasian phenotypical facial features

they're Horner women

by Bobbystrurrew September 24, 2023