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dead homies

Putting something on your dead friend kind of like saying "on my momma"
"They was just up at the club shooting"
"Swear?"
"Dead homies"
by deadhomies July 30, 2017
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Homiesexual

A connection between two, or a group of homies that isn't gay but goes far beyond just the average hand shake.
Homie 2: Aye Bro What's Up
Homie 1: Idk, I've had a bad day -_-
Homie 2: I know what I can do to cheer you up *unzips Homie 1's pants*
(15 minutes later)
Homie 1: Man, I feel much better
Random Ass Dude: Huh, that's pretty gay
Homie 1 and 2: Nah bro, It's Homiesexual, just cheering my boy up.
by ANiggaNamedHumphrey1469 July 31, 2019
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Sasquatch Homies

The coolest seven people you will EVER meet. (eight people if you include Calum)

Don't be intimidated, they're just teenage losers who are horny 25/8 always talking about boys that they can't have.
"What are Sasquatch homies" - Calum Hood
"you and the rest of the sasquatch homies scare the crap out of me" - Anon on Ki'is ask.fm
by sasquatchhomiesrule December 26, 2013
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Post Drinking Hornies

A medical condition (not-yet-scientifically classified) whereby a person gets unusually horny following an epic drinking binge. Side effects include an uncontrollable desire for coitus and/or masturbation. This phenomenon is particularly unusual because the patient is generally suffering simultaneously from the normal side effects of overindulging in alcohol consumption.

One possible explanation for this is that the body is releasing large quantities of testosterone / growth hormones in an effort to heal the body from the effects of partying. This can also be referred to in short as PDH.
You go on a bachelor party vacation to Cabo San Lucus or Las Vegas. Say you drink Thursday-Saturday night non-stop. On Sunday, and possibly even Monday, you may feel extremely horny. This is what is referred to as "The Post Drinking Hornies".
by Water Bison July 23, 2013
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reloading the homies

When your mate has had too many rounds of pumping cum into his girlfriend and as a result, has spent nuts. In order to help him continue his night the right way, you wrap your foreskin around the tip of his penis and ejaculate into his urethra, refilling his supply of love juice.
Mum: "Sam? What were you doing with your pants down in the bedroom with Chase? I thought you weren't into that sort of stuff."
Sam: "Oh, don't worry mum. It's not like that, I was just reloading the homies."
by shmuelban03 April 30, 2019
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National Kiss Your Homies Day

On the day of April 13th, it is customary to kiss your homies to show them you love them.
You: Ay fam, it’s National Kiss Your Homies Day.
Your Homie: Say less.
*You and your homie kiss to celebrate*
by Iggy157 May 26, 2018
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Homiestasis

Maintaining an adequate and proper tightness level with your homies.
Man, having a job and a girlfriend is seriously fucking up my homiestasis
by JohnnyJr. November 7, 2010
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