hork

The process of coughing up phlegm in order to spit.

Jim was going to hork a loogie.

by Justin May 1, 2002

horked

Ate or drank all of some desireable commodity with no consideration for others.

"Who horked the beer?"
"You horked all the leftover steak!"

by L.P. July 8, 2005

Hork

To laugh while consuming food or beverage, expelling said consumable out one's nose

I was reading a post on the message board, and I horked pepsi out my nose, it was so funny!

by July Cleaver April 25, 2006

hork

v. horked, horking, horker, horkage
1. To consume rapidly
2. To take in excess
(also spelled "horck")

I just horked down a pound of cheddar cheese, and now I'm going to vomit.

by arghizella August 13, 2004

horked

fouled, screwed, fucked, trashed. After Ren Höek, the neurotic chihuahua from the animated Ren and Stimpy Show.

Said of a hairball outside of a cat.

I can't ping the server, the router is all horked up.

Spot finally horked up that hairball.

by Hal Mounce October 13, 2007

horking

Large and ominous.

He found a big, horking bug on his dashhoard.

by C.D. Shotwell August 8, 2003

hork

a sexual manuever involving two males and one female. The female situates herself between the two males on her hands and knees. Takes one male in the mouth, the other in either the ass or pussy. At some surprise moment the two males who are facing each other grab hands and pull towards one another, the female involuntarily makes the noise "hoork!" The two males then laugh and high five thus completing the hork.

We gave thatgirl a hork

by Skibbles May 16, 2006