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by Highman4201 July 4, 2022

Hypothesis

Those big ass things at the zoo that swim and go on land sometimes

Guy 1: you see that hypothesis eat that watermelon in one bite.
Guy 2: great googly moogly that hypothesis must be packing
Guy 1:*snickers* he’s not the only one.

Guy 2: *blushes softly* oh he he. I have a hypothesis of what it might look like.
Guy 1: you dont have to guess. *pulls guy 2 closer*
Guy 2: you wanna take this somewhere private
Guy 1: there’s nowhere private, I don’t know if we can *gets discouraged*
Guy 2: I think I might have a spot
*Guy 1 and 2 hop in the hypothesis’ mouth and have extremely passionate sex.

by Mahalaisamazing June 25, 2024

Hypothesis of the 11 Dimensions of Reality

The Hypothesis of the 11 Dimensions of Reality are a speculative, semi-cosmic framework that expands reality beyond the usual 3D + time setup and goes full multiverse mode. It starts grounded (length, width, depth, time) and then progressively spirals into probability, branching universes, meta-universes, and finally… absolute nothingness. Often used in sci-fi debates, metaphysical arguments, and by people who say “hear me out” before explaining existence itself.

Breakdown:
1–3. Length, Width, Depth – Regular space. You can bump into stuff here.
4. Time – The “you can’t go back but you wish you could” dimension.
5. Probability – Every “what could’ve happened” timeline.
6. Branching Universes – Same starting point, different choices, infinite regrets.
7. Different Start Universes – Same game, totally different character creation.
8. Universe Plane – The multiverse’s group chat.
9. Universe Hopping – Skipping realities without going step-by-step.
10. Infinite Possibilities – Literally everything that can exist, does.
11. Void of Possibilities – Beyond existence, beyond potential, beyond “bro.”

“Bro, in Dimension 6 of the Hypothesis of the 11 Dimensions of Reality there’s a universe where I passed that exam.”
“Yeah, but in Dimension 11 none of this even exists.”

by AbzuInExile January 24, 2026

Hypothesis of Retrocausality

A speculative framework proposing that retrocausality—future events influencing the past—is a real physical phenomenon, not just a mathematical curiosity. The Hypothesis of Retrocausality suggests that time's arrow is not fundamental but emergent, and that at deeper levels, causation flows both ways. This could resolve quantum paradoxes (like wavefunction collapse), explain non-locality, and even open possibilities for time-symmetric physics. The hypothesis is not yet proven, but it offers a elegant way to think about quantum mechanics: the future and past are in dialogue, each shaping the other. It's a radical reimagining of causality itself.

Hypothesis of Retrocausality "Entanglement seems to connect particles across time as well as space. Retrocausality hypothesis says: maybe the future measurement influences the past preparation. Not spooky action at a distance, but spooky action across time. The universe might be a four-dimensional block where past and future are equally real—and equally causal."

by Dumuabzu March 6, 2026

Hypothesis of Macroquantum Mechanics

A speculative framework proposing that quantum phenomena—superposition, entanglement, tunneling—can occur at macroscopic scales, not just in the atomic realm. The Hypothesis of Macroquantum Mechanics suggests that there is no fundamental size limit to quantum behavior; with the right conditions (extreme isolation, low temperature, careful preparation), macroscopic objects could exhibit quantum properties. This would mean Schrödinger's cat is not just a thought experiment but a real possibility—objects large enough to see could be in superpositions, entangled with each other, tunneling through barriers. Macroquantum mechanics would bridge the gap between quantum weirdness and classical reality, showing that the strange rules of the small can scale up to the large.

Hypothesis of Macroquantum Mechanics "They've entangled molecules with thousands of atoms—tiny, but growing. Macroquantum mechanics asks: how far can this go? Could a virus be in superposition? A cell? A cat? The hypothesis says: no fundamental limit, just engineering challenges. Quantum weirdness might scale all the way up. The world is stranger than we thought—and maybe larger too."

by Dumuabzu March 6, 2026

Hypothesis of Hyperquantum Mechanics

A speculative framework proposing that classical physics itself might emerge from quantum mechanics in ways that allow "hyperquantum" phenomena—quantum-like effects appearing in classical systems under certain conditions. The Hypothesis of Hyperquantum Mechanics suggests that the boundary between quantum and classical is not sharp but fuzzy, and that classical systems might exhibit behaviors that look quantum if viewed appropriately. This could include analogies to superposition in classical waves, entanglement-like correlations in complex systems, or tunneling in classical potentials. Hyperquantum mechanics doesn't claim that classical systems are quantum; it claims that the mathematics of quantum mechanics might have classical analogues that reveal deeper unity in physics.

Hypothesis of Hyperquantum Mechanics "Classical waves can exhibit interference, which looks like quantum superposition. Hyperquantum mechanics asks: is that just analogy, or something deeper? Maybe classical and quantum aren't separate worlds but different expressions of the same underlying mathematics. Hyperquantum: quantum ideas, classical systems, unexpected connections."

by Dumuabzu March 6, 2026

Hypothesis of Macroatoms

A speculative framework proposing that structures larger than atoms—molecules, nanoparticles, even engineered materials—can behave as if they were individual "atoms" in a larger-scale physics. The Hypothesis of Macroatoms suggests that under certain conditions, collections of atoms can act as unified entities, exhibiting properties (quantized states, bonding, energy levels) analogous to those of individual atoms. These macroatoms could form the basis for a new kind of chemistry and physics at larger scales—where "molecules" are made of macroatoms, and "materials" are crystal lattices of these larger units. The hypothesis opens the door to engineering matter at every scale, not just the atomic.

Hypothesis of Macroatoms "Nanoparticles can exhibit discrete energy levels, just like atoms. Macroatom hypothesis says: they're not just clusters; they're artificial atoms. And if you can bond them together, you get artificial molecules—a whole new periodic table at the nanoscale. Macroatoms: atoms by design, chemistry by engineering."

by Dumuabzu March 6, 2026