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Hoonding

Very long and girthy winding, hairy, ape-like serpent that envokes hornyness in both men and women.
Holy shit Veronica, that hoonding has me as wet as a new born baby when it gets dropped in the toilet.
by KeeperoftheHoonding March 31, 2020
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Hoerding

"What's he up to? I don't see him much anymore."

"He keeps spending his time hoerding, really needs a girlfriend"
by duxuev January 22, 2021
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Mild Hoarding Problem

When a person Hoards things but hasn’t reached the Hoarding level of the people on the TV show Hoarders
They have just a Mild Hoarding Problem, only save food for too long and doesn’t throw away newspapers or old clothes, they haven reached the house so full of crap they can’t live there anymore level.
by Capt_Quint June 5, 2019
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Toilet Paper Hoarding

A panicked reaction to the outbreak of Coronavirus. Apparently above all ass, wiping your ass is the first thing that comes to mind.
Those fuckers are toilet paper hoarding. Of all things...
by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020
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robin hooding

when one male licks the shaft of another man's penis, before inserting the tip of his penis into said man's urethra.
Rich was all like, "what's up man?", before he violently grabbed Russell's shaft and and decided to go all robin hooding on that dick.
by Agent O October 7, 2013
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hooding

A sexual act involving 2 males who are uncircumcised.

The 2 males face each other and each penis is aligned such that the glans are touching. The participants then proceed to pull back each others foreskin back and forth over both glans until ejaculation is achieved
Daz and Rag were just hooding and Rag ejaculated down Daz's glans!
by Jake the Snail October 4, 2006
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Drum Hoarding

The act of playing on a drum set without considering the people around you. Drum Hoarders typically frustrate company due to the volume of play or the lack of giving other people a turn.
A Drum Hoarder does not have to be good at playing drums; they only play it for a very long period of time, typically with company.
Drum Hoarding also relates to people who spend a large amount of time trying demo drum sets at a store, oblivious to the people possibly waiting in line for a turn.
is jim in the back Drum Hoarding again?
Yes
Well I guess we won't leave the store for another hour
by Whatiwawa December 13, 2010
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