Hoopology

The exact science of comparing the radius and circumference of a girls hoop earrings versus how open the girl is to having sex with a black man. The larger the hoops the more willing. Large hoops may warn white men that they are incapable of the kind of blatant ignorance and disrespect to get with such a woman.

The scientific formula is as follows:
If ,radius = R circumference =C
Then C(2R - 1n) = Total Whore

Basic hoopology would tell you that the girl at the grocery store, wouldn't give me the time of day because i don't look like Jay Z, my pants aren't low enough , I don't have a gold tooth, And I refuse to put a gun to her head to ask her out.

by ezekiel 3900 March 4, 2010

hoopty

In reference to cars: a vehicle in poor condition, often large, boatlike, and aided by duct tape or bungee cords. Comes in two flavors, White Trash and Black Ghetto. See also: hoopty mobile.

Oh my god, check out the chick in that hoopty!

by Anonymous February 17, 2003

Hoopstar

Someone who spends all of his or her life trying to reach the top, without any regard to anyone or anything that gets in the way.

***or***

Someone who wants recognition for something that is pretty meaningless in comparrison to the negative effects caused by the actions of an individual.

In a nutshell: A person who achieves very little by destroying a lot, and expects praise - (often gets it by the ignorant individuals among us).

'I heard Jimmy won the Gold medal in the 2012 olympics!, what a guy!',

'dude, he baught that on ebay, its made of tin'
'geez, what a hoopstar!'

by xDoubleZer00x March 22, 2010

hoopty

A hoopty is beat-up, piece of shit car with a rusted-out body, a bad transmission, and an engine that only runs on sunny days!

Can I borrow $2? I gotta put gas in my hoopty!

by Pissed Off Paul October 8, 2003

Hoopty

A beat up nasty, trashy car.

Dayum look at that hoopty rollin down the street.

by MurderByRhyme03 September 14, 2005

Hoopstalk

the hoops dude who sends a shit ton of paragraphs and is british and smelly

oh yeah that hoopstalk dude sends bunch of woke shit

by Rcarroll June 28, 2020

De La Hoopty

An old busted up vehicle that generally doesn’t run, and can be found anywhere in the Southwest. Can sometimes be in tow to Mexico to be chopped or sold.

Dangggg, Andrea has to say a prayer to the Virgin Mary every time she drives that de la hoopty!

by CrimTheGrim November 21, 2019