Hoofydoofy

Someone who is goofy or corny.

“Josh says he likes me but never takes me out on dates or offers to buy me a drink when we go to the bar and I only ever see him late night.”

“Nahh, he’s a hoofydoofy for that.”

by Annalocaa October 15, 2023

Bee Hoosey

Someone who gives free mustache rides to women of all sizes. Not afraid to show off his dad bod at the local beach. Can't remember when his AA meeting is because he blacked out last night. An overall decent guy, wicked small Johnson, and mediocre wheels. Tinder dm's always welcome.

Everyone thinks they're the shit these days, but in reality we all just need to chill and bee hoosey

by fgilly7 June 28, 2016

ms. hooley

The act of putting your penis on the rim of someones drink and waiting for them to drink it. then you laugh hysterically

"i cant believe she drank it"

"yeah. I know i totally ms. hooley'd that shit!"

by Chris Fox-Meyer July 5, 2008

hookey

Crooked, dodgy, bent. Illegal, contraband.

"These goods are hookey."

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

Hooey

phonetically, this word means "prick" (i.e., the vernacular for penis) in Russian, although it is better transliterated as "khuy" or "khui."

"A vot tebe khuy!" (Here's a prick for you!)

by samuel November 11, 2003

hookey

weird, off kilter, unusual

"that's kind of hookey"

by Amanda February 5, 2005

Hooey

Another term for Bullsh*t, used when extremely flustered and nothing makes sense, when everything is complete bunk.

"Bush is a good president!! HOOEY!!!"

by Liana October 14, 2003