Bender your honour

Used as a repeated excuse, for unforgivable behaviour, as a result of drinking too much

(message left on answering machine) "Phil, do you remember me walking in on you fucking my sister last night? you are so off, also, my cat's pregnant"
(first words spoken on return phone call to own brother)"Bender your honour!"

by Phil Bailey April 14, 2005

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Right honourable gentleman oughtahblahtahputahponlyputahptaxesoninhertianceanpensionsofcorporations

Whenever Boris Johnson says literally anything

Nobody:
Boris Johnson: Right honourable gentleman oughtahblahtahputahponlyputahptaxesoninhertianceanpensionsofcorporations

by ♥🗺☠ January 23, 2021

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The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled

The upper house of parliament

Richard: Oi bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trying to ban the BBC.

James: right well bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trash.

Jeremy: *rolling Reliant Robin*.

by cheerful ox April 10, 2022

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