Fresh from the hamper

When one runs out of clean clothes and is forced to dig around in the hamper in search of clothes that don't smell awful or have stains. You can tell that the clothes are fresh from the hamper when they are wrinkled and smell a little like yeast and moldy growth.

Ariela: See that girl over there? Her Interlochen uniform smells like Febreze... does she smoke?

Sterling: I don't think so... See how wrinkly and sweat stained her blouse is? Her outfit must be fresh from the hamper.

by rainthesnowaway July 22, 2011

homer simpson

Probably the greatest character ever to grace the television screen. Incredibly dumb, yet insanely lovable. Full of classic quotes, stupid stunts, and an unending appetite. I love this man.

Hey, let's get stoned and watch Homer talk to Johnny Cash at the chili cookoff.

by Kristina January 12, 2004

throttle hopper

Drag racer, more particularly motorcycle street racer who races from streetlight to streetlight. Also called "T-hopper". Usually refers to a novice street-bike racer.

v. T-hopping - the act of throttle hopping.

Related: T-hop - gathering of street racers for the purpose of street drag racing.

Hey man, I just got texted that the boyz is gonna do some T-hopping over on SR 26 - 3:15 a.m.

Johnny thinks he's a balls-out drag racer, but he's only a late night throttle hopper at best.

Jeff reading text message: "T-hop 12^, SR12 Pig-2- McD's. {Race starts at 12-up, i.e. 12 midnight on State Road 12 from the Piggly Wiggly to McDonalds.}

by Ricardovitz June 19, 2009

homey hopper

A slutty girl who has sex with the majority of your male friends. She "hops" from friend to friend.

Now she fucked HIM??? She is such a homey hopper!!!

by dabigcheese November 5, 2003

homerowed

to be violently attacked with a keyboard. First used in Attack of the Show.

I was sitting in my office when suddenly I was homerowed by Kevin Rose

by katie tran April 1, 2005

Homer Simpson

Age: 39
Height: 6'
Weight: 239 (used to be 260 before he lost weight for Marge in "A Brush with Greatness.")
Kids: 2.5
IQ: 75
Three Favorite Things: Marge, Beer, and Donuts.

"Homer Simpson is the fat, selfish epitome of America." -Kang and Kodos

by G-Union February 24, 2004

Homer Thompson

Homer Simpson's new identity due to a relocation program the Simpsons used after Sideshow Bob began plotting against murdering Bart. Homer would never respond when 'Hello, Mr. Thompson' was said to him.

"When I stomp on your foot, you smile and nod. {Stomping} Hello Mr. Thompson..."

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 17, 2003