hotpantstheprophet

Our Lord and saviour, gives good advices and is amazing as heck

Who is our Lord and saviour?
Hotpantstheprophet!

Y E S

by Formaggioissocool June 3, 2021

Zach Homan

Zach is some skank ass from Coldwater Ohio, his wiener is half the size of an Asians open eye. He is pretty good at math though.

Have you met Zach Homan? I’ve heard he has a small cock

by Pepsi72 February 1, 2022

chloe homans

Chloe is one of a kind and not like the others. She is simply the most stunningly beautiful person that you will ever come in contact with in the entire planted and that is a scientific fact not an opinion. Every time you look at Chloe Homans she is always cheerful and has this one smile that is so bright that you can’t help but to instantly be in a good mood after seeing it. If you ever get to know Chloe Homans you will become the happiest person on the world because of her caring and protection nature towards others. She is a person that will always love you and make sure that you love her back. Once you see Chloe for the first time you will find love at first sight because of her amazing blond hair, her warm smile, and her endlessly twinkling eyes. Words don’t describe how much love and affection Chloe can make you feel. Chloe is the most wonderful person that will ever come into your life and anyone that has the chance to meet her will feel like they are in top of the world.

My girlfriend Chloe Homans is the most perfect person I could have ever asked for

by julias ceasar April 10, 2022

homance

When 2 straight females have a really close friendship with strong love and affection towards one another. It is like a bromance for females... The word originated when Shannon Marsh needed a better word to describe her friendship with Jackie Finn.

Versatile. Homance can be used as a verb, noun, pronoun, adjective, or any other part of speech.

"Wow, Jackie and Shannon talk non-stop and have become really close"
"I know, they have a total homance going on"

"I homance love you"

"I am homance excited for CMU's Homecoming Tailgate"

"Homance on over to the bar and get us some shots"

by Private48858 September 19, 2009

homopanda

a person who you believe to be straight, but they constantly rub themselves against you in a sort of "hey look i can make you uncomfortable" kind of way.

however, all it does is make you think they actually do like the dick.

Justin is being such a homopanda right now.

by ucsdtritoneye2 March 31, 2009

homance <3

homance (n): the intensely strong bond between two girls. If one was a boy, they would be dating. Signs of a homance often include squealing, hugging, inside jokes, strange coincidences, a secret language, bruises from affectionate actions, behavior seeming odd to anyone outside the homance, and having to explain that neither one of these girls are a lesbian.

Example:

Guy 1: Dude, why did those two girls just look at each other and scream and run across the hallway into each other's arms?
Guy 2: Oh them? Don't worry about it, they have a homance <3.

by illloveeveryoneforever99 July 19, 2011

Hospanic

A female that is a hispanic ho.

Damn, look at Maria, she took that red dragon like a champ. She's a real hospanic!

by Max-Power January 30, 2008