the 4/10 rule of homosexuality

if something is .4 (4/10) gay, or less, it is NOT gay because you round .4 to 0.

if something is .5 (5/10) or more, it IS gay, because you round up to 1.

some things that are .5 gay or more:
kissing with tongue

eating ass (while both men are naked. if only one is naked, it is 4/10 gay)
completely nude anal (10/10 gay)

.4 gay and lower:

kissing with no tongue

ass slaps

unintentional dick on dick contact

ALL THINGS THAT ARE DEEMED GAY MAY BE SANCTIONED TO 0 ON THE GAYNESS SCALE BY SAYING, “no homo” AfTER THE GAY ACT

boy 1: “i ate his ass, is that gay?”
boy 2: “were you both naked?”
1: “yes. why?”
2: “yeah it’s gay, it’s 7/10 gay so you round to 1”
1: “oh shit! i forgot about the 4/10 rule of homosexuality”

by eatmyasshoe March 5, 2018

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Homosexuality

disliking mayo defines one as a homosexual

"i dont like mayo" - jake
"thats gay u know, but i have no problem with your homosexuality" - michael

by motzl November 10, 2019

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When a person feels sexual attraction to someone of the same gender. These can be two people outside of the binary of male or female or a person in a homosexual relationship who identifies other than the gender assigned by their sex. Another word for homosexuality is Gay, which is commonly associated with homophobia thus people who don't have the capacity to stop being an asshole.

Grandma, I'm gay, but that shouldn't matter. I shouldn't even need to tell you, it's just I can't hide from myself anymore. I honestly think I was born this way aswell, as if homosexuality was a given trait for me.

by qwertypower November 10, 2015

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