homing

the act of not doing shit from work while at home

The boss asked me to take go over the TPS reports this weekend, and I told him to fuck off cause I was gonna be homing

by woots182 December 20, 2010

Homin' out

{VERB} When 2 or more members of the male species -who claim to be straight- hold hands, gaze into each others eyes and participate in other homosexual displays of devotion.

The male version of lezzing out

"We offered them a foursome but they just kept getting distracted and homin' out."

"Is he gay?"
"No i just think he is homin' out temporarily."

by clairehuxtable December 7, 2010

homintern

The homosexual elite who control the art world.

Straight Critic: "I think this piece is trash."
Member of Homintern: *walks over to another man, engages in discreet conversation*
Man: "This work is incredible! Jodie, Jodie! Come over here and interview the artist. She's obviously the next big thing in the art world."
Member of Homintern: *smug smile*

by Gichanel January 20, 2010

homonaut

Someone who boldly ventures into the Unknown But Most Certainly Gay.

Jim: After I got my Ph.D in biology, I started working with the company that makes enzyte. We're developing new natural male enhancement techniques.

Bob: Dude, you're such a homonaut.

by ShhI'mHuntingWookiees August 14, 2009

Homonal

Combination of Hormonal and homosexual, used to describe the mood swings and general bitchiness of a woman on her period being exhibited by a gay man.

He is a total bitch today - must be homonal.

He must be homonal today if he is gonna cry over that remark.

by Hazeygray April 12, 2011

homonausea

ho.mo.nau.se.a
–noun
1. sickness at the stomach, esp. when accompanied by a loathing for food and an involuntary impulse to vomit when homosexuality is mentioned, present, etc.
2. extreme disgust; loathing; repugnance, esp. in regard to homosexuality

fred: "youre a homophobe!"
jack: "No, i'm not homophobic, i'm suffering from homonausea'"

by Rift1 July 28, 2007

alien hominid

A gender neutral alien from an anonymous planet with yellow-tinted skin and huge, dark-colored eyes. Very defensive and dangerous. Capable of killing and mutilating. Be very cautious when sighting one.

The alien hominid hungrily tore the FBI agent's head off.

by Scribbler January 8, 2005