Joke Homicide

1. When one person on the edge of your social group kills every joke as it is being told.
2. When your watching an episode of a TV and your friend finishes all the lines before they are said.

1. Jared: So i heard a woman had a tree fall on her and i was like what was a tree doi...

Nick: In the kitchen

Jared: You suck.

Everyone: Joke Homicide
2. Peter Griffin: Your a good boy chris for following the law...

Nick: But you meg your goin to jail!

Jared: You still suck.

(Repeats)

Jared: Joke Homicide!

3. Alex: Yo Nick is killing every joke today...

Nick R.: Yeah i know hes totally committing Joke Homicide!

by BourBear November 16, 2010

Cookbook Homicide

The appropriate response when someone asks who your favorite Spotify artist is.

Joe: Who's your favorite music artist?
Anyone: Cookbook Homicide

by CBHomicide June 26, 2020

homicidal arousal

An occurance when a human being is sexually aroused by the thought and action of taking another human being's life.
(see phsycotic)

(opinion)- Homicidal arousal is the the only unnexcusable form of sexual pleasure. Most likely branching from serious, SERIOUS phsychotic issues and lack of positive human interaction. In blunter terms, these fuckers are cracked!!!

by Supermanchild January 2, 2004

homicide bomber

Another name for a suicide bomber, coined by Fox News in their quest to become more "fair and balanced." Problem is, homicide bomber is redundant because any idiot who detonatnes any bomb that kills someone, regardless of if it is strapped to his/her body or not, is considered a homicide. The reason the other networks say suicide bomber is because the bomber blows themself up also. See also, Fox News calls the Tsunami disaster the "killer wave" disaster. Way to EDJUMICATE the public, Mr. Murdoch.

Brit Hume - "I am a fat waste of humanity. Much like the homicide bomber who killed 3 Isrealies and himself today"

Me - "Dude, I thought we deleted this channel"

by PDiddle January 31, 2005

Humick

1. An intelectual, music junky, that is aroused by the thought of implemented math mixed with notes.

2. A person trained and skilled in the design of art and science (engineering).

1. "Wow the BEAT was sick yo, Whats the mathematical equation for that? "

2. " Yo the Kat is Humick!!"

by LAThief October 24, 2011

homicide suicide blowjob

A task in prostitution in which you hire a hooker to give you a blowjob, you murder her, then you commit suicide.

"What do you think is going on in that truck?" "Idk probably a Homicide Suicide Blowjob"

by CommanderM February 21, 2015

Homicidal Mania

A proposed mental illness where someone wants to commit murder.

Yesterday, I was diagnosed with Homicidal Mania.

by CybermanFord August 4, 2017